I'm always excited when I can find someone smaller than me
cr3's granny is, and it made me :D
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)

No, don't be silly!
She's about 5" 2 and you're about 2ft 4" aren't you?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)

she just beat me!
5ft 1 :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)

hehe girls are awesome when they fit under your chin for manly protection hugs :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)

it's true!
The best kind of hugs.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)

or, as a man, on your knees face into the boobies hugs.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)

Stand her on something a foot tall, then booby nuzzle.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)

I may invent a 'perv stool'

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)

it's true they are good hugs but i also love hugging people about my height.
i like to hug my mum because she is cuddly and so grateful.
( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)

IMMA HUG YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)

IMA NOT LETTIN GO

( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)

EEEEEE

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)

I AM FIVE FEET THREE

( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6867381
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)

Sometimes i do wonder what it would be like to have lots of people shorter than you as standard.
i imagine you feel very mighty and tall.
( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)

ask him down there
↓
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)

he isn't answering :(

( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)

ME TOO
PLUS ONE FOOT
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)

hi, do you feel all mighty and tall like a tree or lamppost please?

( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)

i do so love feeling tall and mighty, yes
i also like covering long distance by striding manfully
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)

i felt tall once.
i saw king lear from the gods seats in the theatre royal, york.

all bosoms and bald heads it was. i imagine this is your daily view.
( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)

something like that
saw a bloke at the station today though who must have been at least 6'8"
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)

I'm five foot one and a half.
GO ME.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)

I always round down with height just to annoy short people

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)

I'd keep an eye on those shins of yours if I were you DG

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)

sounds like they might get a solid bruising from a charging warhead booby.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)

YEAH!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)

FIVE FOOT ELEVEN AND THREE QUARTERS

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)

I thought you were taller than that? I'm 5 10 and I you look miles taller an me.
Maybe it's your high heels.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)

I get that a lot.
But every time I'm measured I'm just a teensy fraction of an inch under six foot.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)

i thought you were a bit shrimpy.
was that just sitting down?
( sleepybinky, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)

I tend to be smaller when I sit down, yes.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)