It's a radio station for people that wear glasses with no lenses.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:21, archived)

I'm so posh, I've got frameless glasses with no lenses.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)

the emperor's new glasses?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:23, archived)

I've just put a twig behind each ear, and they are now eco-frameless-lensless glasses.
I'm SOOOOOOO Upper-middle Class Tarquin!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)

/steals from Jupitus
You're so posh, you don't get beer goggles. You get madeira pince-nez.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)

my contact lenses have got horn rims.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)

I'm bucking the trend.
I have glasses with lenses and I listen to 6 music. Stick that in your pipe with no tobacco in it.
( BindiBaji, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:27, archived)

I bet you own over 4 different types of patterned bow ties.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:32, archived)

How dare you I own 6.
One for each working day of the week and one for special occassions.
( BindiBaji, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)

Plus one which rotates...
for the children
( BindiBaji, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:46, archived)

and ride fixies

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:32, archived)

Damn you and your ironic facial hair and terrible jumper.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:36, archived)

can you see my jeans are a few inches too short
and my shoes were stolen from a bowling alley!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)

FUCK YOU MAN!
*unicycles off whilst listening to cassette walkman*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:43, archived)