I think you have lovely hair

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:35, archived)

I heard he gave Becky Jizzbox the best scuttling of her life.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:36, archived)

she couldn't sit down for a month

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:37, archived)

Because every time swatted jizz and poo fe......why do I do this?!?!?!?!?,

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)

I don't know, Gonz
pick three numbers, any three numbers between 1 and 50
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)

31, 10, 38

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)

he's such a stud

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:37, archived)

Damn straight.
I heard that she had one like a seagrass covered manhole full of rice pudding.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:40, archived)

I heard that he had to write his name and address on his shoes in case he fell in

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:42, archived)

I heard he shouted up her and heard the echo back 10 minutes later

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:44, archived)

I heard that a reputable clown outfitters refers to different pocket designs as Small, Medium, Large and Becky Jizzbox's fanny

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:48, archived)

I hear it's so deep and cavernous they refer to it as a jordan's fanny.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)

Even a duck's quack echoes in there

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:48, archived)

*blushes*
Well, I might just have to start coming here more often, you ravenous tarts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:36, archived)