That's quite a feet (feet? feat? something like that) to get your own anal gland juice on a shirt you're wearing at a time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)

Humans don't have anal glands.
Feat.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)

I donno what a gland is, to be honest.
I may have said what I did without and foundation in scientific proof.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)