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Sorry if this is wrong place, I did try :-(
Sorry if this is wrong place, I did try :-(

but does anyone know where I can find that "we're not wrong, you are" Iphone clinic FP off a few weeks back.

Tried searching but im at a total loss
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
No idea.
Would you like to smell my t-shirt?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
not right now
maybe after i find this :-)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
Scratch'n'Sniff?

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
I just changed it. I got anal gland juice on it. Ha, got you!

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
That's quite a feet (feet? feat? something like that) to get your own anal gland juice on a shirt you're wearing at a time.

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
Humans don't have anal glands.
Feat.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
I donno what a gland is, to be honest.
I may have said what I did without and foundation in scientific proof.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
But I like anal gland juice

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
I prefer apricot, if I'm honest

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
Yes, I do.
/edit

http://b3ta.com/board/9943402

/warning - contains image of *ladyb3tan of your choice here*'s ladyparts.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
where, and how?
oh guardian of hidden knowledge
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
For fucks sake.

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
Don't do that. :(

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
saved
by work fliter

(had to fight to get b3ta removed as "tasteless")
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
:(((((((

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
Link Tourette's strikes again.

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
i've never seen or heard of it before
pretty cunty thing to do, AB
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
Dude.

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
i love horses? how cliche

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
Oh fuck, _and_ that's a purple link, even though I swear I ain't seen that before.
MISSS ! MISS !!! ! A.B linked to a shock/NSFW site on b3ta and desuised it as an innocent link ! Now, I'm not saying I want him banned from b3ta forever, but I think an appropriate punishment should be had, so he should grow and learn, not to do it again.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
What I like Gonz, is how the list of people going 'fuck's sake' despite all the disgusted comments above.

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
*Sigh* It's OK, I'll save the thread, I found a picture of Donkey Gums, complete with belt with his initials "Real Donkey Gums"
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/7906254/Pictures-of-the-day-23-July-2010.html?image=10
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
I really could've done without seeing that pants bulge

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)

RDC not RDG
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 22:09, archived)
yeah, but you're going to get a few people who click before there are any disgusted comments

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
/qotw should add that to their amorous badger list of fail

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
Why man?

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
Hahaha mouseover fail

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
Not everyone does mouseover.
Well done on being a prick.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
Note to Mortal Wombat
THIS is proper online twattery. Not wanking on about having to see a shrink because you can't control your internet temper.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
twattier than a complete twat is not something to aspire to

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)
I'm just a gifted amateur though.

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
my boss sent me a link to that last week.
i returned the favour with a link to jarsquatter.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
Totally clicked that at work you enormous prick

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)
so glad i checked before clicking

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
You're the first one who did.
I'm not going to claim this as big or clever, but fuck it, livens friday up dunnit?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
You're right, it's not big or clever
It's childish, immature and, because I didn't click it, funny.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:41, archived)
Yeah, thanks for that.
Well done.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)
It took you THIS long to find this?
I'm almost disappointed! Mmm, waffles... could do with a large helping of cream, methinks.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:07, archived)
Hi Monkeystrumpet
I don't know what you're on about and can't assist I'm afraid, but I wish you luck and I quite like your username.

Love
broadsword xx
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
thanks
i like swords :-) x
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
i see you apologised twice.
i see you apologised twice.

good.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
hi i can't help but i do have breasts

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
That's a genius back-up plan
May I have a look?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
2nds?

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
i haven't failed to help YOU

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
hi, can you help me juggle 3 volcanoes please?
you can't? uh oh, you know what THAT means!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
i have some breasts.

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
'zackly

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
...
Particle Physics and Silly String theory. I need some help writing this little essay on this, you game?


Alternate angle: I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Mine are irresponsibly sexy though, you may leave your man for my breasts.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
really? me too.
what are the chances of that, eh? small world.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
I've seen them, on the internet
nsfa
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
aw i wannt click but its not safe you gimpoid

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
You're better off not clicking really

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
^ J'agree

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
AAUAAUAUUAUAAAAGH


OH GOD WHY DID I EVEN DO THAT?!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
you
can borrow the bleach, im finished with it
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
pls dsrcibe kthx x

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
Put it this way
if they were yours, I wouldn't be talking to you for a while.
Possibly a day or so. They're THAT BAD
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
how shallow

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
jeez.

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
I'm sorry
I'm sure your breasts are fine
EDIT: I have completely missed the point
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
Older woman doesn't have perfect tits shocker!
I fail to see what's so fucking bad about them.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
is it just old boosoms?

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
Yeah, Gail from Coronation Street.
I've seen far worse.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
Me too, they weren't too shabby for an older lady I thought.

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
gail IS shabby for an older lady

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
Yeah she probably is a bit, but her boobs could be worse.

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
They could be covered in spots, pus & blisters I 'spose
hmmm
*fires up photoshop*
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)
She's in her fifties, like.

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
i can no longer see
bliss
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
The lady doth protest too much
methinks
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
lolwut?

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)
I think our frisbee tossing chum is suggesting that our very own Esme Wesme has shit tits

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
While misquoting Shakespeare.
HERRO BROADY POO
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
ESME WESME BESME UGITME
Hi honey, I'm a little hungover
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
What! You've been drinking?
Well. Well, I never.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
I NO RITE!
It's a whole weekend of drinking starting yesterday, I fear for the consequences.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
It's the right quote

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
What?

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
dad?

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
yers?

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
I don't know
I don't know
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)