I'm giving it one last chance
I'll give you the nod next time, hopefully in the next week or so
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)

Good thing he's always happy to wait on hand and foot, ready to supply you with what you need and when you need it.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)

IT's nice to know he'll always be there
like the warm, heartening embrace of a loving uncle
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)