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I've got no fingers. How do I smell? Like shit.
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue440/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
I'm sorry for your loss

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
I hope Friz is in it

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
frankly, i'm not sure it can even be considered a newsletter if friz isn't in it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
At least Badger's in it
It's a halfnewsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)
Hi Rob
did you like the gaz I sent you?

It would have been nice to get a reply
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
needy cunt

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
it's been 2 weeks, Chompy
I would have at least expected a 'hey, Bert. How's it going? You good? Thanks for the pic of that poo on the bog by the way, the Mrs and I really loved it, we have it framed above the mantlepiece right now.

Anyway, must go, I've got more really awful (but entertaining in their awfulness) songs to write.

Cheerio'
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
*checks gazzes* what reply do you want?
you were posting shit everywhere and one of the mods naughty stepped you.

and then you gazzed me some pics of shit too. Well done. I'm very impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
Thanks, Rob
that's all that I wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
haha, seriously?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
yeah
I dunno - I don't really take it very seriously - people on internets act like pillocks.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
I was trying to get my profile deleted in a roundabout way
I'd been banned twice before and was trying to do it with very little effort
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
You could've simply asked?
And why delete anyway? Why not just leave? Change your password to random numbers/letter if anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
that would have been SO boring

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
So you want to go out on a blaze of glory?
You fucking beaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
I'd rather see a billion beakers
than all the conversations about cats, dreams, 'oh my problems are so awful' on off topic
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
Off topic is shit. This is well established.
You could try growing a set of balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
but ti had so much potential
I ahve a pair of balls, but they are small and mostly for show. Thanks for your input
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
I've got an awful problem
I had a dream about you being fisted by a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
I wish you were dead

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
I'm livening /talk up a bit today
I suddenly feel like I belong
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)
calm down
cwootfo wishes death on people every day
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)
I consider myself privileged to be held in the same esteem
as the sikriks, the sexfaces and the bous of /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)
say the word
and I'll delete you
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
I'm giving it one last chance
I'll give you the nod next time, hopefully in the next week or so
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
Good thing he's always happy to wait on hand and foot, ready to supply you with what you need and when you need it.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
IT's nice to know he'll always be there
like the warm, heartening embrace of a loving uncle
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
Just fucking do it, man.
Get rid of the beaking cock hound.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
^ this
that, and a bit of the other.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
what's the word? i'll find you a post where he said it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
this is the word...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-WDSp4vGp0
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:46, archived)
I like him, keep him

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
*links to that one Penny Arcade that everyone refers to regarding internet anonymity*

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)

Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)

Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
Hahahaha.
Fat people holding down the Fuhrer?
:(

The internet is very serious for some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
I sent it to cr3, robtoo
and every mod I could think of, but not one singel reply. I'm so unloved :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
I don't think they know who you are.
I'm terrible with names myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
cr3 knows who I am
he's told me off in the past, and a few offtopicers have gazzed him 'woe is me, Bert is being mean' gazzes
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
Rob, if you're ever thinking of listing silly company names in your newsletter you could do worse than the following;
www.bjtoys.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
LOLFELLATIO

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
how do you wipe your bumhole?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
I steal babywipes
and my wife gets annoyed as she worries they'll cause blockage
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
you're not supposed to leave them up there

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)
Fuck off back to mumsnet
/mongy
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
Amourous Badger mentioned twice
he's going to be a nightmare all week.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)