Eat his kitten, Fern Britton.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)

run her over with a chariot,
keith floyd.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)