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50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.
It's an excellent song but we only actually get about 6 ways to leave your lover. Please suggest other amusing alternatives.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:07, archived)
Just throw her in the sea, Lee.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
Tell her you have no knob, Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
Let her catch you snorting cocaine from the quivering thighs of whores,
Dolores.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
Give him VD, Bea.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
Run off and join the Amish,
Jock.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
tell her you like WoW
EDIT or larping
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
I can't work out which name rhymes with WoW.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
Pearl Hoffnorchaft

(__, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
Deploy the emergency chute, swear and leave.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
Have an enormous panic attack while she gets mugged.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
Doug.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
Tell her she's got to go back to school now.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
Have her done for sexual harrasment, Mr. Garrasment.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
Hahaha

(__, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
Tell them you're too busy lizzy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
Get drunk and make a pass at her Gran, Stan.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
Say she looks fat, Matt

(__, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
Mattpiss!

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
Give her a kick in the twat, Matt.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
Matt certainly gets around

(__, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
Ask her if she'll shit on your chest, George Best

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
Post something about polka dot knickers on b3ta,
Peter
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
Hang her from a tree, cr3

(__, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
Tell her you've got a cunt, frunt.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
Say you don't give a fuck, rnuk

(__, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
Tell her you're in the musical theatre biz, Friz

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
Replace all the cutlery with sex toys, Roy

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
replace all the sex toys with knives, clive

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
Don't tell her your name, <blank>

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
Change your name to Paul, Simon.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
, Pike

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
heee

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
Move to another planet, Janet

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
schmanet.
hit her in the face with a flan, zouwan.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
Hahahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
tell her you're gay, Ray

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
say she's crap in bed, Ed

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
bury her in the cellar, Uri Gellar

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
Ha ha ha ha.
I really like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
I'm rofling as we speak

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO TRUE!1!11

(__, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
Suck off their best mate, nate

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
criticize her wizard's sleeve, Steve

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
punch her in the kidney, Sidney

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
Beat her unconscious in a blind fury,
Yuri.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
Yuri piss!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
Yurination!

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
Ha ha.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
drown her in hummous, thomas

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
show her your midget pr0n, Algernon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
Join the BNP, Sammi.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
Punch her in the gob, Bob

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
Bury her on the heath, Keith

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
Rape him in the rear, Thea.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
Sodomise his bum, Mum.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:57, archived)
Get her pregnant if you're able, sticky label.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
give her a rape, stape
/coronation street
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
Tell her she smells of fish, Trish.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
Ask her to 'Yiff!', Cliff.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
stab her in the tummy, Cholmondley

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
Introduce you to her gran, Shipman.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
This is my favourite so far.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
Let him find you in bed with his brother, his best friend, his dad and his cat.
Pat.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:25, archived)
Send her that spaz porn, Bjorn

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
smash him in the face, Grace

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
Say it isn't you, it's me,
Lee.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
Get her sister preggers, cheggers.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
well, cheggers can't be boozers.
best viz headline ever
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
ask if she's got a cock, jock

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
stab her to death in the lobby, nobby

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
Suck her dad's dick, rick.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
+sick

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
choke her to death with a schnitzel, fritzl

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
Tell her you're not a lesbian,
Kathryn.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
Eat his kitten, Fern Britton.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
run her over with a chariot,
keith floyd.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
Pretend you've no idea who he is,
Liz
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
OH BOY, LIST THREADS !
What's your Top 10 films of all time that aren't The Land Before Time ?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
do you look like the fonz, gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
I've been told that if The Fonz looked a little bit more like me, it would be a family living in _his_ garage, not the other way 'round.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
1. The Land Before Time
2. The Land Before Time
3. The Land Before Time
4. The Land Before Time
5. The Land Before Time
6. The Land Before Time
7. The Land Before Time
8. Problem Child 2
9. The Land Before Time
10. The Land Before Time
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
OH NOES LITTLE FOOT !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
This is a pun thread, not a list thread.
If you want a list thread, go here.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
Take her to your best friends house who she has never met before for a meal and then over dinner just look across the table and say
"You're dumped" just as she has a forkfull of mash by her mouth.

^
Happened to me that did. Very upsetting and awkward
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
, Richard Blackwood

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
Mornington Crescent

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
That's awful.
One of my exes once threw a big house party for me to be introduced to all of his friends from home. He invited the girl he had a crush on throughout school and then proceeded to get drunk and snog her.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
, heather

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
Pfffft.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)
Tell her you're a furry, Murray.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)
tell her you're into autoasphyxiation, Michael

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:52, archived)
Under the Shed, Fred

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
On the job, Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:54, archived)
Pop her cherry, Terry

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:00, archived)