PCV licence
about 3 years ago.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)

Oh, and lots of tests to see how fucked my innards are a couple of weeks ago
turns out only some of my innards are a bit fucked, which was nice.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)

that's a good test to pass.

( jenpots, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)

Looks good on my CV

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)

oh if tests of your innards count,
I had an ultrasound scan of my kidneys a couple of months ago.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)

are you going to get a bionic colon?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)

I've been saving up for a platinum appendix

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)