oh oh! i have them too!
my friend (who now doesn't have a womb) gave me hers (bad i know but nothing NOTHING cut through the 3 weeks of pain i have every month)
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)

Why did your friend give you her womb?

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)

She bought a nicer one in topshop and didn't want to just throw it away.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)

I think it was a sequinned fanny from the Wimbledon branch on a two for one offer
They love a bit of womb bling free around there
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)