Sons of Pig-Scum Policemen
Almost always turn into wankers!
Its a medical fact!
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)

what if they're not policemen when you're born?
or if they're policemen but not pig scum?
or if you weren't raised in an environment of petty frustrated outpourings against the nearest figures of authority in an attempt to masquerade your own angst at the misery of your social position?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)

Christ you're duller than ever

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:15, archived)

I'm not sure the internet can handle this amount of irony

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)

I keep on forgetting who is from Wales, you or SSG

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:19, archived)

Really? Great.
I thought you had gone to die in bed.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:21, archived)

shit Adam, tell me about something the Americans have that you like
that would be fascinating.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:18, archived)

Seriously, the more I think about it the more I feel that America is a better place to live in
until you get ill or shot. Or ill and shot.
I've always wanted to go to uni there too
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:22, archived)

Woo hoo hoo.
Somebody's got a crush.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:19, archived)

How wrong you are
My dad wasn't a graduate but (not that there's anything wrong with it) he wasn't a bin man. I took offence at your preconceptions and without going into specifics my job - in the service of people like you and people who deserve it more than you - there is a good chance that my work will kill me. So fuck you and your sanctimonius scumbag copper affiliates! Fuck you hard!
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:19, archived)

I never knew filing, making the tea and cleaning up after everyone could be so dangerous.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)

If thats likely to give you cancer
Then thats clearly gonna be my next job cos there's much less health and safety issues and lots less paperwork
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:23, archived)

Here's hoping death comes quickly.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:21, archived)

People like me?
I live in Poland, for fuck's sake. There's not a single fucking thing about your life that could affect me in the slightest. Get off your high horse, stop getting upset about that time a rozzer caught you smoking grass with your council estate mates behind the bike sheds, and accept that your social position renders you utterly invisible and meaningless in the grand scheme of anything at all ever. Then you'll be calmer, and not worked up about bin man jibes, you Daddy's Little Boy. I bet his first name is your middle name.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:22, archived)

Fuck

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:26, archived)

Hahaha!
How wrong you are...seriously!
But coppers are generally utter CUNTS! I think most people would agree
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:29, archived)

most people wouldn't.
Most idiots would.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:31, archived)

Is your job being a wide eyed loner on the edge of oblivion?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:23, archived)