YEAH BUT YOU'RE GETTING OLD AND YOU'lL ONLY LOSE IT!

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)

Shut up.
Next you'll be saying I'll find it harder to maintain an erection.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)

Nah, that's easy.
Tie two ice cream sticks either side of it to splint it, then either lacquer or varnish it and you should be set.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:53, archived)

I'd have to snap them in half first, or it'd look like some kind of bunny ears scenario, and nobody wants that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)