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Quick question :)
Glass cock, furtive, WooYayHoopla (not enough of this anymore IMHO, Ronseal etc etc.

I understand them all but WTF (thats Why) does Gaz mean a message?

Please help a stupid man out. I worry about this. And that as a nation, we are obsessed with Detroit. But dont worry about that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:59, archived)
GAZ IM ME.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
Binky binky binky

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
MAAAA

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
what's up Buck?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:03, archived)
Bidibidibidibidi
Fuck you, planearm
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)
I LIKE THIS

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
BindiBindiBindiBindi

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:28, archived)
bargeybargeybargey

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:34, archived)
Sleepysleepysleepy

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
Binkybinkybinky

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
Gaz me and I'll tell you
top lurkage btw
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
Correct answer is GAZ IM ME.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:02, archived)
GAZ IM ME.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
Oh man
www.b3ta.com/questions/wasteofmoney/post887374
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:16, archived)
Haha
I saw this.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
I might become a Polish gold digger
online.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:19, archived)
You can smell the lynx, old -tshirts and stale spunk from here.
b3ta.com/questions/wasteofmoney/post887496
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:37, archived)
Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6974099
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
still wearing the Red Dwarf t-shirt they got 20 years ago
which has gone grey.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
Proper faded
you can barely read 'LET'S GET OUT THERE AND TWAT IT!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:47, archived)
Did you know that the "butter smell" you described in that post you linked to
is caused by BEARD SWEAT. 100% of FACT, because /b/ said so.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
SHE TAKES MY MONEY

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:51, archived)
Oh man.
Pwnt.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
Dick................HEAD
As a friend of mine says "The front is so powerful".
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
Because the jews have all the gold?
www.b3ta.com/gaz me
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
this is one of those obscure meme things that started when some unfamilar user wrote something strange.
In this case the strange thing was "Gaz IM me".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
b3ta is sponsored by Gazprom

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
I'll punch you so hard it'll knock your dog out.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
Wait a second, I just read this.
Then wondered if you still frequented this place.

Guess that answers that question.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:04, archived)
Alright No, Wildheart Baby

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:06, archived)
Alright Nickalollyoff
I've just pushed your bears one out to my followers, you're on fire today.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:14, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
Juan Atkins
Kevin Saunderson
and Derrick Motherfucking May
that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:02, archived)
because gazza, the ex-professional footballer, took up web design after he stopped playing and he was the one responsible for coding that paticular feature of the site

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:02, archived)
If you get no reply to a Gaz
it's called a Raul.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:05, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:14, archived)
Pfffffffffffffft

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:16, archived)
A person one posted a message saying simply "GAZ IM ME" meaning he wanted someone called Gaz to send him a message.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:03, archived)
I'm glad you explained it so well
I never would have guessed that's what it meant :p
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:05, archived)
I didn't get it at first
I thought he was telling someone called Gaz he'd had a moment of self-awareness or something.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)
Were you there the first time it happened?
That must make you a billion years old or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
I don't remember it

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:41, archived)
That's because you're old and your memory's broken.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)
who are you?
get off my lawn
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:52, archived)
At this point in time, it seems a bit pointless of me to say this, but
FUCK OFF SHITCUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:05, archived)
I'd hate to live in a world where calling someone a shitcunt was considered pointless
It would just take all the fun out of life. And babysitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
I think I'm losing the will to tell people to fuck off.
I just don't care anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:11, archived)
You're obviously not doing it properly

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:11, archived)
You've caught Gilgameshitis.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:12, archived)
I think I might have.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:30, archived)
WHAT A FUCKING BASTARD
ASKING A QUESTION DURING A BUSY TIME LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
It didn't thank us, though gldl
I hate it when they don't thank us :(
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:21, archived)
I don't think I would be very certain the answers weren't all a bit of a piss take wotfooc

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:23, archived)
I'm going to be very careful who I help with my pixels in future
very careful.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:32, archived)
I'm obsessed with Detroit
but only cos ya gotta lose your mind in Detroit ROCK CITY.

Man I fucking love Kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:12, archived)

K P

lololo
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:14, archived)
Rofflecopters

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:15, archived)
LMArseholes

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:47, archived)
I didn't notice the t and wondered who Deriot were.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:15, archived)

s d

PEADO
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:15, archived)
ninja

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
You saw fuck all, you hear me, FUCK ALL.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:19, archived)
YOU'RE WELCOME

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:20, archived)
THANKS
*makes self at home*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:23, archived)

Thanks everyone who answered... Sorry I didnt say thank you within 10 seconds as its seems it was expected (You know who you are)... I was getting my daughter some munchies...

I am now slightly more enlightened...

But slighty scared also due to the facting of getting "Gazzed" (check me out) that I am (quote) " a pointless fuckhole"

Going back to /links now... they are nicer over there :P
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:32, archived)
Who sent you that one?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)

I aint stirring the shit
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:35, archived)
YOU'LL FUCKING STIR THIS SIT AND LIKE IT, SON.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:37, archived)
Said the world's gayest Drill Instructor.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:41, archived)
That was me.
I'm properly fucking bored and I really do think I've lost my touch.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:37, archived)
It's called trying too hard.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:58, archived)
no need to cunt us off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:35, archived)

Not even if I pay?
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:36, archived)
WE ARE NICE TOO
you pointless fuckhole.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:37, archived)

I am sure you all are...

That Brayn is a bit of a cunt mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
I'VE STILL GOT IT.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:41, archived)

Brayn: I feel we have a bond forming here. You call me a pointless fuckhole and I agree...

What a unpleasant creature you are...oh...right...I see.

We def have some special mong bong. You. Me. And Yo momma
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
Yeah, fuck off back to lurking,
you're not nearly as witty as you think you are.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)

Witty?! Well I dont think I am... there for thats about right.

Trust me mate when I need witty I will come straight to the sad cunt with the dumb Nickname which is a tres amusing pun. Brain Dead! AHAHAAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
Oh man, zinged.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:47, archived)

Actually I dont know where this is going and as I am not a angry or aggressive person I would like to apologise (although I dare say you are not remotely bothered) and I will let you continue your fine life in peace.

Sorry again xx
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:48, archived)
Haha, poof.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)

Yay homophobia!!

Big kisses Brayn xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:51, archived)
YEAH BUT YOU'RE GETTING OLD AND YOU'lL ONLY LOSE IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
Shut up.
Next you'll be saying I'll find it harder to maintain an erection.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
Nah, that's easy.
Tie two ice cream sticks either side of it to splint it, then either lacquer or varnish it and you should be set.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:53, archived)
I'd have to snap them in half first, or it'd look like some kind of bunny ears scenario, and nobody wants that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
lolololololol

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)