Baldmonkey. She's clearly not real.
Baldmonkey.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:37, archived)

Worse than that... a geordie.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:40, archived)

man, you're going to make it really hard for him to ego-search later on tonight

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:45, archived)

Baldmonkey.
It's all attention, he won't mind. Mind you, it would be quite funny if everyone was doing it so it would take him ages to ego-spazz.
Baldmonkey.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)

So you're saying everyone should refer to baldmonkey
pretty much continuously, solely to irritate him later?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)

Poor baldmonkey

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)