Baldmonkey. Today is the last day of my week off.
Make suggestions for stuff for me to do.

Alt question: what do you like best about Baldmonkey?

Baldmonkey.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)

Pretend to be a cockney chimney sweep
Put on a HEv suit and walk around with a crowbar
Build a time machine
Eat hobnobs
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)

Pretend to be a cockney chimney sweep
Put on a HEv suit and walk around with a crowbar
Build a time machine
Eat hobnobs wank

what's an HEv suit?
( spesh., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Freeman#Characteristics
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)

User Death Imminent

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)

Baldmonkey. Today's quote of the day
"I definitely think we're treated worse than paedophiles. Okay, paedophiles have to sign a register for so long, but they don't have to go through what we have to go through.

"They don't have to go down the police station at eight o'clock at night after working a 12 hour shift to go sign their football banning card."

Baldmonkey.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:26, archived)

Fucking hell.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)

Spend the whole day trawling QOTW looking for links to share.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)

Baldmonkey. Today is the last day of my week off.
www.b3ta.com/questions/strangejobs/post15986

Baldmonkey
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:32, archived)

What the shitting christ?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:37, archived)

down with this sort of thing.

( spesh., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)

List all girls on qotw in atractiveness order
then gaz me the list.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)

Bert's sister.
The rest.
WBM.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:32, archived)

Sorry, Baldmonkey.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)

oh and dude it came out that berts sister may or may not have been 13 when he...

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:37, archived)

LINK!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)

Baldmonkey
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post900647
Baldmonkey
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:40, archived)

Oh god what

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:44, archived)

nah, he's a bloke

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)

images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/55/GET_EXPLOITABLE.png
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)

Baldmonkey.
Saw that.
Baldmonkey.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)

You forgot snugglesacks

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:37, archived)

Baldmonkey. She's clearly not real.
Baldmonkey.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:37, archived)

Worse than that... a geordie.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:40, archived)

man, you're going to make it really hard for him to ego-search later on tonight

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:45, archived)

Baldmonkey.
It's all attention, he won't mind. Mind you, it would be quite funny if everyone was doing it so it would take him ages to ego-spazz.
Baldmonkey.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)

So you're saying everyone should refer to baldmonkey
pretty much continuously, solely to irritate him later?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)

Poor baldmonkey

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)

Isn't Lampito the only confirmed girl over there?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)

Baldmonkey. AND she's fucked Sexface, so low standards too.
Baldmonkey.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)

Nah there's loads.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)

Baldmonkey.
Yeah, but she's definitely YOUR best bet. I'll give you her due, she's probably quite easy and seems less needy than the rest of them. DOUBLE POINTS.

Baldmonkey.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)

ha, you fancy her

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)

Applebite
You
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( WormuIus, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)

You're completely serious here, aren't you?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)

Nah, I missed out Madam Marlboro

( WormuIus, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)

For fuck's sake, I expected more from you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)

I like it when he is really nasty about lu.

( WormuIus, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)

yeh, lu totally deserves that she's the worst

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)

i accidentally the baldmonkey thing

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)

Baldmonkey.
Oh, Gobbo.

Baldmonkey.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)

i don't know how to cope without cricket, not long now though eh
plus robert croft has signed a new two year contract with glamorgan, good times indeed, he's gonna be a player coach, perfect.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)