Folk who get offended on other people's behalf usually do it for some form of profit or personal gain.
Based on this, it seems he's either trying to impress someone or just likes to think he's important.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)

Fuck me
b3ta.com/questions/betamax/post952519
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)

i would like it if you also linked to some really good, interesting posts off there,
rather than just the really shit depressing idiotic ones.
and before you joke, yes, yes there are good posts in there from time to time, and since you are on there all the time, you could at least share them with us!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)

Not this week there aren't Gobbo.
It's all 'I once owned a zx81'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:53, archived)

i have a snickers bar in the fridge,
yes i do
yessy wessy i doozy woozy don't i so.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)