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Marco Pierre White may be on to something with this stock-cube steak marinade nonsense. Either that or I'm alright with cooking steaks.

What are you eating/have eaten?

On another note, my brother has just gone off for tryouts with the Chester American Football team. Suggestions for post-battering nosh very welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
rosbif

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:58, archived)
NNTing to ask why they're acting like any of this is a good thing.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post957898
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:02, archived)
Is she the one that looks like her head's been squared off?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:07, archived)
I think it's the bloke in the denim jacket on the left here.
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/2797557846/
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
Yeah, I can proper see why there's a queue of potential boffers there.
Hot stuff if you're a blind lesbian who doesn't actually like women.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:28, archived)
Fucking hell, I know I've made humorous reference to the fact that I suspect BGB of being a bloke in past but...

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:31, archived)
Serious internet
b3ta.com/questions/betamax/post958048
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)
Good lord, that Ring of Fire lad has a sensitive ego.
Bet he's got a secret crush on you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)
He once chucked a wobbler because I asked him 'do you write angry emails to the blokes at Speak You're Branes and Lamebook too?'
It's even weirder when you consider that I don't think I've ever mocked one of his actual stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:39, archived)
Folk who get offended on other people's behalf usually do it for some form of profit or personal gain.
Based on this, it seems he's either trying to impress someone or just likes to think he's important.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
Fuck me
b3ta.com/questions/betamax/post952519
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
i would like it if you also linked to some really good, interesting posts off there,
rather than just the really shit depressing idiotic ones.
and before you joke, yes, yes there are good posts in there from time to time, and since you are on there all the time, you could at least share them with us!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)
Not this week there aren't Gobbo.
It's all 'I once owned a zx81'
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:53, archived)
i have a snickers bar in the fridge,
yes i do
yessy wessy i doozy woozy don't i so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)
She's clearly never had Sexface.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:30, archived)
You're going to give your own brother a nosh?
Are you Bert's sister?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
Is taking part in stuff that isn't actually proper sport a family tradition?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
I take part in loads of stuff that isn't proper sport,
I don't see what's wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
I'm a big fan of competitive sitting around in pants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
I've just taken part in the freestyle walking round the lane with the dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
I like that one.
I don't know why it's not a spectator sport, I mean, golf is.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
It attracts a lot less shitcunts than golf does too.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
fewer

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
phwoargh

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
i wanted to, but i resisted
i thought the board needed less grammar quips
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
fewer

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
but that was the joke

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
you look stupid now theo

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
god I wish I could look fewer stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
Do you ever go to her and say "How about me and you take this jar of nutella upstairs?" and she goes "I don't understand what you mean."
So you explain "Well, me and you take this jar of nutella upstairs where we cover each other in chocolate goodness, every fold, crack and orafic... and no spoons allowed".
So she goes "No, I understood that bit, I have the sex swing set up already, it's just the 'Me and You' bit, did you mean 'You and I' ?"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
no
i'd feel ill if i ate that much nutella
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)
My dad played for Liverpool Reserves
and my mum used to Dragonboats for Lama Island Ladies in Hong Kong, now for Liverpool. I also helm for the Liverpool lot on racedays

It's a mixed bag really.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
haha your family is a bunch of faggots

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:32, archived)
You see from you, that's funny

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:36, archived)
what, because my family were some of londons biggest gangsters?
i don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)
oh, oh i get it now,
it was the old comeback of "i know you are but what am i"
you're so class.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)
Hah, says the bottom-feeding gangster thug
Bored now.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:44, archived)
you are so preposterously shit
it is almost difficult not to imagine that you are friz taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:55, archived)
Pfft
I can't help but laugh at you. What is it exactly that makes you think you're so special?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived)
Actually, hold onto that
Save it for when I come back tomorrow. Because I seriously want to hear what you think. No, really I do
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:00, archived)
i think you have mistaken me for someone who thinks that they are in any way special
or who has ever suggested ever in any way whatsoever that they might be.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:04, archived)
what i am saying is
if you are trying to insult me by suggesting that i am shit, it will not work because nobody believes that i am shit more than me. it just happens that i think that you are also shit.
really shit.
so shit that it is difficult to believe that it is not a parody of someone who thinks they are not shit but are actually really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)
kind of like the office
i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)
Well, some of the Crays are homosexual, if that's what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
true,
or maybe he was referring to my own sexuality, which is not entirely straight lets face it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:46, archived)
You helm for liverpool ladies on racedays?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)
Well, Liverpool's open squad
But yeah, I do like the ladies in lycra. Except my mum. Because that's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:43, archived)

be on to something with this stock-cube steak marinade nonsense. Either that or I'm alright with cooking steaks.

What are you eating/have eaten?

On another note, my brother has just gone off for tryouts with the Chester American Football team. Suggestions for post-battering
very welco
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
Marco Pierre White mayme?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
+ nosh

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
ah
oh....


Righty then.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
prana
mana
half a banana
a spanner
byriana
the republic of ghana
a scanner
day planner
a girl called ivana
pasta romana
SIIIING HOSANA
SIIIING HOSANA
SIIIING HOSANA TO THE KING OF KINGS
SIIIING HOSANA
SIIIING HOSANA
SIIIING HOSANA TO THE KING
of kings
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
You're a loon spacefish!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)
Anything that may be taken through a straw
and a box set of Blue Mountain State
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
RIS re Blue Mountain State
edit: got it. It's ridiculous, he already has The Replacements, Varsity Blues and Any Given Sunday. I'll endeavour to make sure he doesn't discover Blue Mountain State
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
I've not eaten yet today
Lunch is at 4 this afternoon. HOORAY FOR LATE LUNCH I know not what I shall eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
nothing yet.
Might attempt to find something soon though.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
Hello you!
How goes life with perv cat and the needy children?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:29, archived)
Casse"rockand"role
With massive chunks of dead cow. I might chuck in some sherry for the sake of it and see its nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:33, archived)
Reminds me of
this
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)