I did not.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:38, archived)

Ah well.
A female GP touched my winky once. She had a student with her, so they swapped position and the student touched my winky too. I'd gone in with a bad knee.
( CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:40, archived)

Okay, your story wins.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:41, archived)

was it just hanging in the way of your ganglion?
or could they both simply not resist the massive gravitational pull of your groin
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:45, archived)

While the student lass played with my knee
the GP stood by my side and inadvertently rested a hand on my cock. Then they swapped places. Took my mind of my torn cartilage quite nicely though. Didn't quite make up for being rested up for a fortnight and having to quit bar work.
( CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:56, archived)