I'M FIRST.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)

Did you know...
that, legally speaking, a woman cannot rape another woman?

/borings

Edit: Binky if you are still there I'd like some more free music plz
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)

why?
Is it summat to do with definition of rape?
( jenpots, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)

Yeah
The main points is that it has to be a man's junk doing the penetrating. And that it's without consent of course.

If a woman does it to another woman it's just sexual assault. I say 'just', but it's still bloody 'orrible. Unless they're fit. Then it's okay
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)

Well that's just rubbish. The law is wrong.

( jenpots, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:36, archived)

Yup, it's inflexible and can be pointlessly complicated.
Luckily, I'm here!
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)

are you a rapist as well then?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)

*recommences smashing head on keyboard*

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)

I like the 99 day rule
if you stab someone, but they take more than 99 days to die, then you can't be charged with murder
why 99 days?
why not
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)

It's a year
+ a day
Now defunct
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)

*googles*
so it is, though it scarsely less arbitrary
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)

Do you want to show the court where the lady touched you using this doll?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)

*inflates*

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)

I heard that's because Queen Victoria was a massive lesbian rapist

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)