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This one time I put the wrong staples in my stapler. I could see they were wrong because they were far too small. I took them out and put the right ones in.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
Today, right
I had to go downstairs to sign for a package but it was not my package and I laughed with the postman about how the packages I sign for are never for me hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:42, archived)
oh, MAN.
you have all the best stories.

then what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
then, yeah
I took a phone call for someone here but they're not at their desk, lol! So I had to take a message!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
pffffffffffffffft.
you're MAD, you are!!!
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:20, archived)
That girl needs therapy.
She's a nut! She's crazy in the coconut!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
The way I heard it, the staples were too big
it's one of those urban myths.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)

I could put up with this kind of exaggeration on QOTW but here? it's frankly out of place, anyway no-one's going to believe this actually happened are they
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
QOTWifier deployed...
This one time the wrong staples put themselves in my stapler. That was it's first mistake. I could see they were wrong because I have highly tuned senses from my kung fu training. I made a VERY pithy remark and they took themselves out and put the right ones in. The right ones looked like supermodels and loved being put in because they thought I was great. Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
you forgot 'cheers'.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)