From what i remember...
Im not a perv as much as I am an inapropriate letch.
(Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:13, archived)

I hate to say it but that's probably worse not better.
I suggest remembering who you are in and of yourself and having some fun... that or paw at your soft and useless penis with your sweaty fingers until you don't want to kill yourself quite so much any more.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:22, archived)