I must admit I am quite excited about crimbo
now that I know Santa is getting me a hip flask and some tools
( chuff monkey I AM him, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)

the presents is the best bit
and the baileys and the crackers and those little bags of chocolate coins. those are the best bits as well
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)