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YES! Crispmas is so WONDERFUL, it is a time for all to be HAPPY and FRIENDLY.
I have so many presents in my PAWS that they are QUIVERING!

More presents for anyone? I'm so EXCITED, it's simply the best time of year EVER! o<I:o3
(Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
hello
you look LOVELY
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
Posting this here cos some cunt deleted some thing.
@ Mortal Wankbat.

www.b3ta.com/talk/7050343
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
and i'd accept it glady!
anyway, you all love me really. i'm the lovable scamp.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
i dont youre volatile and odd

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
i am quite volatile

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:38, archived)
You're more like athletes foot.
Ugly, pointless and irritating but not really important enough to do anything to get rid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:42, archived)
there's alsorts of powders these days
they don't work on me tho. you should sort out your hygiene routine if it's a problem
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
I wouldn't know. I haven't had athletes foot since the early '80s.
You'd have liked me back then. I was almost young enough for you to fancy me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
I'm guessing he deleted the thread rather than deny posting child porn on /board.
Odd behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
I'm a bit gutted cos it was quite the ZING.
I'd been leading up to it for 3 posts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:41, archived)
mongychops deleted the thread you shiteating spastic

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:41, archived)
breathe... breeeeeathe

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
It would be odd if he denied posting child porn instead

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
Apparently S*xFa*e prefers to delete threads than let the fact that he's harassing an occasional b3ta user on Twitter remain public.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
Screencap?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
Innocent until proven guilty.
Do you have any evidence that he posted child porn on /board?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
silence is golden
ain't it?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:49, archived)
He'll be too busy molesting his patients
to reply.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
I'd heard he'd been banned for posting child porn, and it's very odd he hasn't issued a denial.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)

he didn't ask what you heard dickface
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
There do seem to be a lot of witnesses to you posting child porn though.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
all bandwagons are shit.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:55, archived)
I like how you demand evidence
for Gvpyvzjppv's comment about sexface but are happy to perpetuate extremely nasty rumours about a different board member.

No matter what you think of mortal wombat or how much of a cunt MW is saying he's posted child porn when you have no evidence of this makes you a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
I'm basically asking for the screencap for the lulz here.
And more to the point, why are you defending a peadophile?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
more to the point
why are you doing this?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
We've already covered this when I said
"saying he's posted child porn when you have no evidence of this makes you a cunt".

He's doing this because he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
He's a paedo because you say he is?
How do you know, are you in the same kiddie porn ring or something?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:03, archived)
nah, he's deffo a pedo

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:06, archived)
totally worthy of a repost that was

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:42, archived)
I thought so.
Glad you approve Rosey wosey.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
yeah i liked the bit where you called mongy a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
Mongy is a cunt.
But he's my cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
Fuck off, noob.
We had mongy as our pet cunt for years before you waddled in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
Don't you try and take my cunt from me Shambles.
I won't stand for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
Ptchaw. You couldn't stand up to a red-blooded Englishman if you had Mel Gibson on one side and Christophe Lambert on the other.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
Ah've got a gleasgae knife an I'm nae feart tae use it ye dobber.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)

ye dobber to stuff yet another deep-fried horse down my guzzler.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
Wait, Maffers is Wicca'd?
When did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:01, archived)
I think it might be instant popular page at the moment
in case this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
i fucking love a one click populol
EDIT: lies.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
This is even better second time around.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:20, archived)
Would you like a present from my PAWS?
o<I:o3
(Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
No, you're fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
all i want for christmas is moo
spotify:track:6H8jCczrffEb7HpDzUJvll (All I Want For Christmas Is You - Original Version by Mariah Carey)
www.b3ta.com/talk/7045675
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wihX1KCS-d4&feature=player_embedded#!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:20, archived)
My last one was sick, I'm disappointed

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:20, archived)
Oh, that is simply AWFUL.
Have this instead.

MEOW!
(Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
Thanks Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws!

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:27, archived)
I am wearing a festive hat, RIGHT NOW!
I got it in a tiny cracker from a shop that makes sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
AMAZING!
I really really LOVE Crispmas, it is a good time for reconciliation and wearing HATS. o<I:o3
(Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
Fuck Christmas up it's stupid festive arse
Nah, not really...can you imagine?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
That sounds like it might be HORRID.
Anyway, aren't you HAPPY at this time of JOYOUS PRESENTS? It is a time for HAPPINESS and GOOD WILL to all! o<I:o3
(Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
Nah...no more or less than any other time of year
wait...presents you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:37, archived)

MEOW!
(Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
Hmm
Did you keep the receipt?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
WHAT HAPPENED TO MONGY'S POST

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
you just replied to it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
OH GOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
he seems to be a bit touchy about anyone getting critical of fishing

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
FISHING MIGHT BE FUN I DON'T KNOW

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
apparently the fish fucking LOVE IT

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:39, archived)
YES! Fish love being tasty.
o<I:o3
(Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:47, archived)
what the fuck is up with grassing deletion
it removes all lulz
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
Shh we don't talk about thread deletion

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:37, archived)
i tell you fucking what, you people have a lot to learn about deletion

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:39, archived)
*Smoke bomb*
*Innocent whistling*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
id much rather sit here all superior when you's get it wrong

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
I have no idea what you're talking abut.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:56, archived)
i was scared about getting beaten up again, you all would be with the threats i've suffered

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:38, archived)
I'm sorry mongy I didn't mean to draw attention to this
It must be a stressful time right now, you have my sympathies and my best wishes xx
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
he's an angry guy, i dunno how you sleep with jihad hanging over your head mush

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
Aliens took it.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
I knew that's what you were monitoring
None of this 'weather' guff
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
I must admit I am quite excited about crimbo
now that I know Santa is getting me a hip flask and some tools
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)
the presents is the best bit
and the baileys and the crackers and those little bags of chocolate coins. those are the best bits as well
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)