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how's the morphine?

(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:19, archived)
pretty fucking awesome.
I'm glad it makes me throw up though, in a way. otherwise i'd take it up as a hobby.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:23, archived)
Have you been on morphine before?
It's a bitch to get off it, I couldn't sleep for a couple of nights and had really twitchy legs.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:29, archived)
yup. Had 5 ops in just over 2 years.
oh those twitchy legs. and let's not discuss the constipation, hey?
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:30, archived)
Oh dear yes.
They sent me home with a bottle, which I haven't touched yet. I might see how it mixes with gin....
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:32, archived)
they did?!
i'll buy it off you for a pack of jaffa cakes
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:35, archived)
Fuck that.
I'll cater your next dinner party single handed for some of that.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:36, archived)
A bidding war.
Excellent!
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:38, archived)
Done.
I'd much rather have jaffa cakes when I'm not in pain.

Actually, I think there were 2 x 10ml doses taken out when I had my first two dressings changed. I did think it was a little irresponsible of them to give me a whole bottle though.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:37, archived)
They probably decided that you were sensible enough not to cane it.

(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:44, archived)
as we all know anything written on talk
is legally binding
your jaffa cakes are in the mail
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:46, archived)
Read the update dude.

(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:47, archived)
oh
i thought you wanted jaffa cakes too
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:03, archived)