Absolute Classic Rock on freeview consider Nirvana's Come As You Are to be classic rock.
This makes me feel older than I should (even considering I believe I should have been born in the 50's, so I could have experienced all the classic rock bands first hand.)

What little indications do you get that your life isn't all it's cracked up to be.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:04, archived)

oh , you know. all of it.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:08, archived)

*Hugs*
Is it too late to change?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:09, archived)

it's not so bad really.
I'm just tired of falling to bits, physically and mentally.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:12, archived)

:-(
What you need is a severe course of getting the fuck away from it all for some proper R'n'R.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:15, archived)

got a cruise coming up in April with a girlfriend. and have been promised lots of free spa treatments.
it's all good, baby.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:27, archived)

Excellent work there.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:35, archived)

how many fingers am i holding up?
*\m/*

that's quite a bit of morphine..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:17, archived)

twelve and a half.
see? I'm fine. Now, pass my car keys - I'm fine to drive home.

*walks into wall*
*goes to sleep on carpet*
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:25, archived)

haha
just don't take any calls on your drive home
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:38, archived)

And those blue and red flashing lights do not mean you've found a rave either.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:41, archived)

if they're firemen
it might do
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:48, archived)

firemen?
*adjusts surgical stockings and hitches gown up a bit*
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:52, archived)

don't forget the sexy sexy canulars
and the alluring paper hospital slippers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:54, archived)

I had to get three in my arm the night I went in to the hospital to get a broken ankle diagnosed.
Considering I'd been walking around on a broken ankle for four days, it didn't hurt that much.

Bastards still didn't give me anything good though.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:02, archived)

eugh canulars
they were the bane of my life because they never lasted more than a few hours
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:05, archived)

The first one they put in was crimped in about three different places and was rendered unuseable
due to me bending my arm so much.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:08, archived)

Last time I had an op was in the nhs hospital.
my canular fell out at 2am and it took seventeen attempts to get a new one in.

seventeen.

/canula top trumps
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:14, archived)

If we're playing
Christmas Eve, junior doctor attempting to put in another canula but finding no veins. Eventually threw it down and stormed out of the room saying he refused to do this. Came back and asked me did I want it in the scalp or the breastbone.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:17, archived)

I hope you said "In the arm, like you're supposed to, you whinging little berk".

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:18, archived)

Couldn't speak
so he went for the feet, and then the direct chest one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:20, archived)

fucking hell. what a choice.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:21, archived)

Just what everyone likes to hear
He was very upset though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:22, archived)

he should man up
and just go for the scalp.. that's what i do when i unload

/brings the tone down
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:39, archived)

Just to play along.
Had lots of operations within my first year of life (no cool scars though) and also racked up a considerable number of hospital hours by the age of 4.

Haven't been up at the hospital too often since, though when I have, it was mostly for busted fingers.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:28, archived)

I'm afraid you just can't play at our level
you bastard
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:29, archived)

Slammed my pinkie finger in a big heavy house door when I was 9 or 10 and ripped the fingernail off.
Right at the start of the summer, meaning I couldn't go swimming on our yearly holiday.

Fast forward a year and I bust my index finger by knocking a rock onto it and splitting it, meaning I couldn't go swimming yet again. :-(
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:43, archived)

Either they were sampling some of the pharmacy or they were retards.
Of course it could be option 3, which is shit veins, in which case you'd be an awful junkie.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:17, archived)

did you ask if they'd tried it on anything
other than an orange?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:30, archived)

how's the morphine?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:19, archived)

pretty fucking awesome.
I'm glad it makes me throw up though, in a way. otherwise i'd take it up as a hobby.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:23, archived)

Have you been on morphine before?
It's a bitch to get off it, I couldn't sleep for a couple of nights and had really twitchy legs.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:29, archived)

yup. Had 5 ops in just over 2 years.
oh those twitchy legs. and let's not discuss the constipation, hey?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:30, archived)

Oh dear yes.
They sent me home with a bottle, which I haven't touched yet. I might see how it mixes with gin....
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:32, archived)

they did?!
i'll buy it off you for a pack of jaffa cakes
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:35, archived)

Fuck that.
I'll cater your next dinner party single handed for some of that.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:36, archived)

A bidding war.
Excellent!
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:38, archived)

Done.
I'd much rather have jaffa cakes when I'm not in pain.

Actually, I think there were 2 x 10ml doses taken out when I had my first two dressings changed. I did think it was a little irresponsible of them to give me a whole bottle though.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:37, archived)

They probably decided that you were sensible enough not to cane it.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:44, archived)

as we all know anything written on talk
is legally binding
your jaffa cakes are in the mail
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:46, archived)

Read the update dude.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:47, archived)

oh
i thought you wanted jaffa cakes too
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:03, archived)

indications?
gaping chasms of fuckup more like
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:18, archived)

Ah, the potholing method.
Know the theory behind it, never tried.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:21, archived)

self destruction starts off soo sexy
then gets boring really quick
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:32, archived)

Destruction leads to a very rough road, but it also breeds creation.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:38, archived)

oh, and what makes me feel old?
the fact that I am currently actively enjoying this mug of horlicks.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:29, archived)

horlicks and morphine and tubes up my nose
surgical stockings and freezing cold toes
blood pressure cuff and my canula stings
these are a few of my hospital things

*waltzes off*
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:33, archived)

*Clickies for great justice*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:37, archived)

and you can't even get b3ta in hospital :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:51, archived)

I know. I'm so bored without it I've had to come on b3ta instead.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:55, archived)

*Slips*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:56, archived)

eh?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:59, archived)

You came on b3ta and left a few puddles.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:03, archived)

arf.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:08, archived)

pfft everyone loves hospital
it's where all the cool kids go after the night of booze and drugs

Edit: sorry, I'm massively stupid tonight I didn't realise you were actually in hospital. The last time I was in b3ta was blocked
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:58, archived)

Which hospital was this, so I know to avoid it.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:09, archived)

JR in Oxford
and also Cork University Hospital which simply didn't have internet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:12, archived)

Yeah, I was kinda thinking if I ended up in an Irish hospital, I'd have to send a mate to run to the shops to buy me a prepay mobile internet dongle and a fuckload of data credit to survive.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:20, archived)

My dad bought me one
but for some reason there was absolutely zero signal. So instead I got my laptop in and my brother gave me an external HD with a load of films/tv/ebooks on it instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:21, archived)

Ahh, bugger.
Thankfully I also have hard drives with lots of stuff to watch. I would probably just keep House playing full tilt in my waking hours for shits and giggles.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:30, archived)

the episode where the guy uses the internet to diagnose himself
would be great to live out in real life
not really

but yes it would
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:35, archived)

pfffft. it made me laugh so it's all good.
christ, have you heard me? i'm mellow!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:17, archived)

Shocking!
Enjoy it while it lasts. I'm assuming you feel a bit cloudlike at the moment?

Edit: also saw below you mentioned food. The hospital will probably give you a boxed meal if you ask :) sandwich/biscuit/fruit etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:23, archived)

everything

(riedacher_bertram, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:32, archived)

A day at work normally does that.
Otherwise, everything's lovely.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:36, archived)

I've been on a week's trial and am unused to having to keep to a sociable schedule.
I don't like it wahwahwah.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:40, archived)

OM NOM NOM
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:47, archived)