horlicks and morphine and tubes up my nose
surgical stockings and freezing cold toes
blood pressure cuff and my canula stings
these are a few of my hospital things

*waltzes off*
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:33, archived)

*Clickies for great justice*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:37, archived)

and you can't even get b3ta in hospital :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:51, archived)

I know. I'm so bored without it I've had to come on b3ta instead.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:55, archived)

*Slips*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:56, archived)

eh?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:59, archived)

You came on b3ta and left a few puddles.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:03, archived)

arf.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:08, archived)

pfft everyone loves hospital
it's where all the cool kids go after the night of booze and drugs

Edit: sorry, I'm massively stupid tonight I didn't realise you were actually in hospital. The last time I was in b3ta was blocked
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 3:58, archived)

Which hospital was this, so I know to avoid it.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:09, archived)

JR in Oxford
and also Cork University Hospital which simply didn't have internet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:12, archived)

Yeah, I was kinda thinking if I ended up in an Irish hospital, I'd have to send a mate to run to the shops to buy me a prepay mobile internet dongle and a fuckload of data credit to survive.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:20, archived)

My dad bought me one
but for some reason there was absolutely zero signal. So instead I got my laptop in and my brother gave me an external HD with a load of films/tv/ebooks on it instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:21, archived)

Ahh, bugger.
Thankfully I also have hard drives with lots of stuff to watch. I would probably just keep House playing full tilt in my waking hours for shits and giggles.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:30, archived)

the episode where the guy uses the internet to diagnose himself
would be great to live out in real life
not really

but yes it would
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:35, archived)

pfffft. it made me laugh so it's all good.
christ, have you heard me? i'm mellow!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:17, archived)

Shocking!
Enjoy it while it lasts. I'm assuming you feel a bit cloudlike at the moment?

Edit: also saw below you mentioned food. The hospital will probably give you a boxed meal if you ask :) sandwich/biscuit/fruit etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:23, archived)