Just to play along.
Had lots of operations within my first year of life (no cool scars though) and also racked up a considerable number of hospital hours by the age of 4.

Haven't been up at the hospital too often since, though when I have, it was mostly for busted fingers.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:28, archived)

I'm afraid you just can't play at our level
you bastard
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:29, archived)

Slammed my pinkie finger in a big heavy house door when I was 9 or 10 and ripped the fingernail off.
Right at the start of the summer, meaning I couldn't go swimming on our yearly holiday.

Fast forward a year and I bust my index finger by knocking a rock onto it and splitting it, meaning I couldn't go swimming yet again. :-(
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:43, archived)