How Sickrik should kill himself.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)

The only two places where we're likely to tangle is over our respect for SickRik, and at the crease!
*Shuffles Box*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)

Millwall away tomorrow JMG.
I'm predicting a 2-1 win.

Sky Sports News notable by their absence at Jewell's first press conference today.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)

I'm going to the Third World on Sunday, Northumbria Police are providing the DeLorian for the time travel.
Shit just got real.

No Tiote, Carroll or Stevie Taylor.
Lordy.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)

My Dad's off to that
I've got a funeral on, hopefully be having more fun than Steve "Name That Tune" Bruce.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)

DJ Mrs Doubtfire!
Ohhh I'm already hearing the Jungle Drums.
It's very exciting.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:34, archived)

lolololol
I hope you enjoy Bernard Cribbins' little sing song.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)

my possibly autistic probably just thick flatmate always asks me what it is i am eating, whenever he sees me eating a thing.
i have started telling him outright lies to see if he even realises.
today i told him i was eating eggs benedict.
i was eating carrot soup.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)

conclusion: he nows thinks eggs benedict is a kind of soup.
and i am now accessory to his stupidity :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)

I like this kind of experiment.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)

i suppose for it to be a proper experiment is has to have more purpose
than me just idly winding him up like this.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)