mmmm deliscous pat
www.google.co.uk/images?q=pat+butcher&rls=com.microsoft:en-gb:IE-SearchBox&oe=&rlz=1I7ADFA_en&redir_esc=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1006&bih=676

I love the fact that you have to click on lovely pat to see eastenders sometimes on iplayer

I love lovely pat but didn't like it in eastenders when they went all ghetto and shortened everyone's names like jlo and found it confusing they changed Frank butcher to Frankbutch, Peggy to Pegmitch, Bianca to Bijacks etc and don't like this modernisation callin Ian iBeale

what bollocks do you go on about?
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)

How Sickrik should kill himself.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)

The only two places where we're likely to tangle is over our respect for SickRik, and at the crease!
*Shuffles Box*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)

Millwall away tomorrow JMG.
I'm predicting a 2-1 win.

Sky Sports News notable by their absence at Jewell's first press conference today.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)

I'm going to the Third World on Sunday, Northumbria Police are providing the DeLorian for the time travel.
Shit just got real.

No Tiote, Carroll or Stevie Taylor.
Lordy.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)

My Dad's off to that
I've got a funeral on, hopefully be having more fun than Steve "Name That Tune" Bruce.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)

DJ Mrs Doubtfire!
Ohhh I'm already hearing the Jungle Drums.
It's very exciting.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:34, archived)

lolololol
I hope you enjoy Bernard Cribbins' little sing song.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)

my possibly autistic probably just thick flatmate always asks me what it is i am eating, whenever he sees me eating a thing.
i have started telling him outright lies to see if he even realises.
today i told him i was eating eggs benedict.
i was eating carrot soup.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)

conclusion: he nows thinks eggs benedict is a kind of soup.
and i am now accessory to his stupidity :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)

I like this kind of experiment.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)

i suppose for it to be a proper experiment is has to have more purpose
than me just idly winding him up like this.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)

I talk mostly bollocks.
and Total Recall, also I just lost ten quid on my Oyster card because I'm a dumbass, I hate London and can't wait to leave.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)

Scrooooo Yooooooooo!

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)

COME AHN, DOND BULLSHIT MEH

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)

See you at the paaahdy, Richter

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:20, archived)

Who is it dis time, my mudda?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:22, archived)

Conseedah dat a deevoh-worse

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)

HEY, HARRAY!
YA EVER HEARDA REKARLL, WERE DAY SELL DOZE FAYKE MEMORAYZE?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)

Baby, you make we wish I had three hands

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)

HEY QUAID, EVER FUCK A MUTANT?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)

All right, let's say yoor telling de truth and dis is all a dream. I could pull dis trigger and it won't madder.

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)

That was your wife?...what a bitch.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:34, archived)

Awwww look
dekion's found another little mental to play with.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)

HE'S GOT A HOLOGRAM!!!

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)

Oi?
Less of the 'little'!
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:42, archived)

I've run away from home. I'm a bit old for all this and it feels weird.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)

Anywhere exciting?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:19, archived)

No, not at all.
just needed the anonymity of a generic hotel room to clear my head.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)

Err hope that works itself out then

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)

I do this often

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)

I did that once, except I ended up in Holland.
It's a long and very interesting story.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)

do tell.
I've been half-planning this for ages. home becomes a prison and this is the only way I can think of to take control.

/mental
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)

It would take too long, it's probably for the best if you hang yourself.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)

Noted. thank you for your input.
I swear, the fucking samaritans are missing a trick, here. they should just have a voicemail messge that repeats 'MAN UP. MAN UP'
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)

Claiming yourself to be 'mental' on a public internet messageboard and saying you've 'run away' if true, makes you look like an attention seeking fucktard.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)

Birds of a feather, dekion

( CowJam, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:45, archived)

You jammy bitch, I have never done either of those things.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)

um, hello? Not attention seeking at all. I mean, I'm not threatening owt, just updating a site I frequent daily

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:46, archived)

I'm pretty sure no one cares about your 'updates'.
If I appear to be a cold bastard it's because I am.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:49, archived)

Since Janet behaves like a normal, pleasant person
lots of people here get on with her and consider her a friend despite having never met her so yes, people care about her 'updates'. It's called empathy, you should give it a go sometime.
( CowJam, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:56, archived)

You should gaz her with this helpful info, help her through her pain.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:00, archived)

She needed a break from home
so is staying in a hotel for the night. I'm not really sure she needs a gaz.
( CowJam, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)

you spineless virgin

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:04, archived)

Neither really
but I appreciate the thought.
( CowJam, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:17, archived)

Wooooah now
thing is, right, is that Janet's normally entertaining and doesn't beaker so we might actually give a fuck.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:48, archived)

Well talk to her then, instead of me.
You don't really give a shit and you know it.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:50, archived)

oh, you meanie. I'm totally citing you in my suicide note that doesn't exist because I am not suicidal just tired.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:57, archived)

You could die in your sleep.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:58, archived)

Are you ok hun?

( sleepybinky, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:42, archived)

yup. just taking a night off. Thanks tho x

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:53, archived)

Get in
online breakdown in a cheap hotel.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)

I NO, RITE?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)

I had a breakdown in a cheap hotel once
it was offline, though. Bit of a waste, really.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)

you missed a trick there, alright.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:50, archived)

pretty much everything I say

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)

...it's a sin

( CowJam, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)

father forgive me

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)

How the theatre company I've been in for the last 15 years is going to hell in a handbasket now me and my mates are all off the committee

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)

I won't say, all my interests would bore or sicken everyone else

( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:49, archived)

this ^
Only I'll probably bang on about it later.
( CowJam, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:57, archived)