Long story.
Long and boring story. There weren't even any explosions or tears.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)

oh dear. i recommend biscuits.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)

No.
I think a good course of 'not eating through stress and upset' will straighten me right the fuck out.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)

gaz me if i can do owt to help.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)

How are you with murdering cunts?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)

having cunts murdered?
or running away from cunts who want to murder me?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)

Murdering them.
Well, one. How are you with murdering a cunt for me?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:58, archived)

Oooh! Oooh! Pick me! Pick me!
I can butcher the fucker and feed him to pigs too.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)

him her

*awaits usual gag about my misogyny*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)

Ah sorry, don't do women.
I gots my principles.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)

*disappointed*

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)

By which I mean murder and dismember.
It doesn't seem as bad as when done to blokes, merely a method of hiding a body, but when done to a woman, they think you're playing all kinds of sick, twisted games.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)

i could give it a look.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)