i would like to specifically ignore the word "frisbee" on /talk. Can it be done?
also, what's all this "i'm in [item/person/whatever]" thing about?
IMPART YOUR KNOWLEDGE HERE.
( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)

i don't know what you're talking about with the last bit,
can you give me an example?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)

Teviot moose is in Charlotte.

( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)

well he is probably in a place called charlotte i would guess, i dunno though i just got this spam
Hello,
I have been diagnosed with a terminal cancer I wish to donate
the remaining of my funds, to someone who can handle a charity
organization. Are you interesed? can I trust you?

Please send your reply only to my personal email( [email protected] )
I will explain to you why I had to contact you in this manner.

Sincerely
Christina Radovski
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)

you should totally go for that.
don't forget to let her know your bank details.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)

i don't like that someone would pretend to have cancer

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)

it is shocking, the lengths that people will go to in order to attract attention on the internet.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)

i would feel bad about having done so myself
if it wasn't for the fact that i made it quite clear that i did not have cancer and people just believed what other people said.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)

SSG 4eva in are harts

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)

sometimes it's like he's still with us

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)

I can still hear his typing
goodnight sweet prince
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)

i am actually the doveston pretending to be ssg,
i just can't let him go, i can't bring myself to let him leave us
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)

it's always painful to lose a parent

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)

oh, i know exactly where he is
they put a marker with his name on it at the exact location
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)

HE'S IN STAPLES?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)

maximinimus is in ladybirdblue. on twitter. recently.

( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)

someone brought that up earlier
what happened?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)

i have no idea.
i can't work out if it's some kind of bizarre meme or just too much information.
( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)

properly too much information.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)

I think it's something to do with that nudey photo of him someone put up yesterday.
It's all a bit strange.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)

nah but that doesn't bother me

( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)

Well yeah, but it's a bit odd.
I haven't got my downstairs out for the entire internet to see.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)

i got naked for spencer tunick. i have a print and i can spot myself thanks to boobies.

( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:55, archived)

BOOBIES!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)

Haha, what a gaylord name.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)

yeah, pauly pops. that IS sort of a gay name. eh, pauly pops?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)

Link or it's not true.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)

of course it isnt true, online.

( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)

i can learn from other people's naked picture posting, tyvm

( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)

tyvm?
edit: well that's that joke bloody RUINED then :(
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)

teviot 'yodelling vicar' moose

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)

Reverend-a-heeee-hooooo!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)

Time You Vamoosed, Motherfucker

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)

I was eating breakfast naked, what's strange about that?
I didn't even know b3tans had found it until spangolin told me this morning :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)

apparently there was some sort of naked picture posting?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)

There are lots of naked pictures on the internets

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)

Of you?
You big naked whore.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)

Yeah, but not one where you're naked but for the obscene amount of hair
It's like you were clothed in hair
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)

Stop trying to start on the hairies you repressed bumsexual mentaloid.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)

OMG STOP LOOKING AT ME!
*climbs under desk and starts sucking thumb*
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)

Just like the pokadot knickers bit, that's one thread I'm glad I missed.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)

I'm in Charlotte.
No really, I am. North Carolina with all the good ol' boys...

At least it's a bit warmer here.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:13, archived)

I'M IN YOU

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:13, archived)

she's every woman

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)

it's ALL in me.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)

Well you've fit up you what I couldn't.
I congratulate you madame.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)

*blushes prettily*

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)

I'm in ouncebouncebinky and it's warm and moist and haddocky and contracting and pulsating and slippery

( moohalaa, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:14, archived)

Are you thinking about how it would feel inside a vagina?
And, as a massive poof, you haven't pictured those teeth clamping down on you?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)

nah I'd just imagine a warm bucket of chum poured over the hirsute back of a sri lankan sailor
I'm sure that's exactly what it's like
( moohalaa, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)

BLURK.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)

I'm in a spectacularly bad mood.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)

BUT WHY?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)

Sofas trying to start shit

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)

Long story.
Long and boring story. There weren't even any explosions or tears.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)

oh dear. i recommend biscuits.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)

No.
I think a good course of 'not eating through stress and upset' will straighten me right the fuck out.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)

gaz me if i can do owt to help.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)

How are you with murdering cunts?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)

having cunts murdered?
or running away from cunts who want to murder me?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)

Murdering them.
Well, one. How are you with murdering a cunt for me?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:58, archived)

Oooh! Oooh! Pick me! Pick me!
I can butcher the fucker and feed him to pigs too.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)

him her

*awaits usual gag about my misogyny*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)

Ah sorry, don't do women.
I gots my principles.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)

*disappointed*

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)

By which I mean murder and dismember.
It doesn't seem as bad as when done to blokes, merely a method of hiding a body, but when done to a woman, they think you're playing all kinds of sick, twisted games.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)

i could give it a look.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)

Doing good today so.
Ahead of schedule?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)

i think he's flounced.
there may not be any need to set frisbees to ignore.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)

He'll need to reset the counter at least.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)

He'll be back.
He's too needy and shit to leave forever.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)

I MISSED IT!
You being mean to frisbee face again kiddo?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)

honestly?
maybe a bit. but he did that thing AGAIN where he follows me around whining and being a prick and then a few people told him so and he flounced.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)

Awww he loves you
Ey make the most of it, it's valentines day soon, he might give you some chocolate he has already licked.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)

Where whining and being a prick
actually means reacting to cuntish remarks.
As TFD pointed out though, you're the more liked one and you're better at this, so I can't help but lose out.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)

don't bite!
it's very easy!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)

*sits on hands*
*mashes keyboard with face*
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)

I think what, tends to happen in this situation is that
while true echo (FRISBEEFRIS)
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)

you are supposed to rise above it.

( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)

the only winning move is not to play?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:44, archived)

GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR!!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)

Defcon's a fucking ace game.
I can't wait to have my new PC so that I can play it again.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)

oh dear.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)

it's the word not the guy.
the massive posts pissed me off.
( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)

I'm full of posh fish finger sandwich.
Nom.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)

I bet you are. Eh? EH?
EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH?
EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH?
EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH?
( moohalaa, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)

just what exactly are you implying?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)

Implications.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)

I KNEW IT.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)

Eh?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)

Isn't it? Wasnt' it? Yeahhhhh

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)

what was posh about it?

( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)

it was on nice thick posh white bread and had tartar sauce in it
and proper chips.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)

tartare sauce omg that is posh, ketchup and mayo for me usually.
oh boy imma get some fishfingers for next saturday breakfast i think now.
( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)

I usually go with mayo, white cheap bread and a spoonful of baked beans on top

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)

omg fishfingerandbeans toasties suddenly sounds like a BRILLIANT idea

( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)

My ma' made home made fish'n'chips on saturday and it was sooo good, it's my fave meal she can possibly make me.
The fish was done in 'motza meal', like a fish finger, rather than a batter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)

yummers
I made lasagne the other day. It was all jar sauces but omg it was good.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)

the boy prefers jar sauces to my sweat-blood-and-tears version.
it makes me give up cooking really.
( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)

same here
my homemade sauces aren't thick enough. I'm not sure how to get them properly thick.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)

i think he just likes the em ess gees.

( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)

There are a few thickeners you can use, but I find the best one is to keep it on the hob for longer so the liquid evaporates... which also intensifies the flavours.
God, that sounds poncy, but reducing works well for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)

mix some cornflour with a little water. add to sauce.
thicks!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)

^ This
With added not too much cornflour or it will go as thick as wallpaper paste.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)

Arrowroot is good for thickening oriental dishes too
I have no idea what it looks like, I just read it somewhere.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)

Cornflour to thicken and turn the sauce milky in colour.
Arrowroot to thicken and keep the sauce clear.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)

And you've got to add the water to the cornflour, not the other way round
or else it'd be lumpy on the top. I think
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)

thank you all
:)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)

buy a jar.

( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)

I quite like those jar sauces, the orangy coloured one, mascaponie, is really good.
I haven't done a big batch of pasta sauce in a few months now....I think I'll nip by the shops on the way home tonight and get some. I do a "Fuck it, bung it in" sauce with a bit of chilli, red wine and roasted red peppers; which is wicked for using as a pizza base or pasta bake or anything along those lines.

I never bother with lasagne because I love the crispy bits of pasta that poke out the top and you don't get much of that with lasagnia. Also, I find you get a better ratio of sauce/pasta/veg/meat in a pasta bake; on the average fork... but it's pretty much the same thing, as a generic pasta bake, just it's mixed up differently.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)

i'm in...stalling windows 7 on my work pc

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)

I'm in heaven

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)

Heaven. I'm in heaven.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)

and the cares that hang around me through the week
seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak
( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)

when we're out together dancing cheek to cheek..
bum cheeks, that is.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)

my face cheeks won't reach the man's whilst standing up. my bum cheeks will if i tiptoe i reckon.

( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)

Or your face cheeks could reach his bumcheeks.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)

aw, i thought that said steak
i was intruiged by the idea of having a lucky steak
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)

*looks guilty*
*talks through stuffed mouth, spraying flecks of meat*
NO I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR LUCKY STEAK IS.
( sleepybinky, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)

well, thanks for helping me look
you're such a good and trusted friend
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)

I think the word filter should be brought back to change it into hugs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)

i think you should shut the heck up, missy.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)

Watermelon Cranberry!

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)

You massive happy baby orangutan.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)

TBH, I never used the swear filter ever, so that's the limit to my knowledge of it exhausted.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)