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Ain't you supposed to be doing your imaginary girlfriend up the arse tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
she's got a 9pm curfew

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
If only she wasn't 12

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)
i was supposed to be but she got testy as i was running late so i told her to forget it

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:55, archived)
That's not a basis for a solid relationship there

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)
Of course dear. You called it off.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
yeh, see, because i'm not fat or ugly i get to choose who i go out with

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
That was certainly a mature and sensible reaction to someone getting annoyed with your poor timekeeping.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)
seeing as you don't know what was said why don't you poke your comments up your arse

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)
I know that you said you told her to forget it because she got testy as you were running late.
That strongly implies that she got in a huff because you can't turn up on time, and you threw your toys out of the pram.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)
yeah

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
Given that you've admitted to throwing a strop about something as minor as being given the hurry-up I'm sure it was as mature and reasoned as your responses to say, being called on, say, posting child porn on /board 'for a laugh'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7109958
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
Oh man, I'd not seen your sig.
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)
That link you sent me.
I'm not sure what's more depressing, the attention seeking OP or the slobbery white knights.

I might post the same thing, with a few words changed to see what response it gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
For the last couple of weeks I've not been able to go on QOTW,
not because I was banned, it just made me want to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)
Don't let Happy Phantom hear this.
Mind you, I think Shambles may have trolled him off of b3ta last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
I don't actually understand why Happy Phantom exists.
He's on a comedy forum, but does nothing but get upset when people try and make jokes. Also, who the fuck is that Humpty Dumpty prick, and why was he getting all wobbly about me behind my back?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
Getty Images certainly seems to have provided you with a wide variety, this is true.
Look.

I'm going to be charitable and accept that this girl exists, and that she has spoken to you. However, there's no WAY you called tonight off.

Be honest love, she got cold feet and decided not to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
you can believe what you like
it doesn't matter to me
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)
Clearly it does.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:05, archived)
no. and you saying the pictures of me i've put on here are from getty
cheers for the compliment!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)
You're not very bright really are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:36, archived)
i don't have the star-like gravity you have, certainly
and your shit joke about dating jpgs was shit.
shit joke is shit
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:52, archived)
What a really ugly and horrible thing to say.
I guess she got to see the real you tonight, I don't really blame her for running a mile.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
hahaha

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

this is all far too aggresive for this easy-going and friendly board, you need a cake, would a cake help? have a cake
www.playingbythebook.net/wp-content/uploads//cacoa_girl4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:20, archived)