I think the trouble stems from the fact that there's now far too many people on b3ta for everyone to have met each other.
This causes accountability issues and leads to:

1. an increase in people saying things they wouldn't say to someone in real life, and
2. a decrease in unplanned pregnancies.
( dotmund .co.uk, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:50, archived)

This has been true since about 2005
We need a shake up. We need a real rain to come and wash all this scum off the streets.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:52, archived)

But think of the pregnancies.
THINK OF THE PREGNANCIES.
( dotmund .co.uk, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:53, archived)

I heard, when Sexface and Lampito, you know, fucked
she gave birth to a baby but the baby was actually Gonzo, fully formed, along with his mafia-coat, jewfro and a chinese takeaway menu.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:58, archived)

I heard Gonz has been desperately trying to crawl back inside sexface ever since.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:04, archived)

That's why, during the early hours, sexface is so depressed.
Because he has half a gonzo hanging out his arse.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:07, archived)

Their complex Oedip-anal relationship was the basis for the Human Caterpillar film.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:09, archived)