Is it true that after you headbutted SF Lampito asked you if she could lick your head?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)

Oh come on, I've only just eaten.
I wish it were true, imagine how much fun I could have with that story.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)