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Truth or dare?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
Dare

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
Go on off topic and start a thread where you sobbingly ask for their forgiveness for being such a nasty troll.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1105293
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
I'm being white knighted at, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
Link plz

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1105222
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)
it really takes something to come across as the biggest dick of the lot, on qotw.
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)
I'm the James Dean of the internet, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
i think they are taking the piss out of that
but i'm sure you already knew that and are super aloof about the whole thing and don't even care man.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
NOT VERY NEAR THE TOP!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
If you really were then... ooh
I'm not even going to carry on but... James Dean *flusters*
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
I do have a rather smashing leather jacket.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
If James dean had massive liver failure
and a penchant for the milkybar kid, then yeah sure Brayndedd = James Dean
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
Well done, that was actually very funny.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
I'm not sure I like what you're implying here.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
That you look like a sickly milkybar kid dressing up as James Dean.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
He's managed to get that quite right, in fairness.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
Fuck off, nobarms.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
But I'm not even pale anymore.
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
you know what 'penchant' means, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
Sure, it goes around your neck, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
yup, that's the one.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
it's when you get enchanted by a pen

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
Oh man, remember the Magic Pencil on the BBC?
Top quality educational material right there.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
I can't help but now see you
as this
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
Hahahahahahaha
Oh Bd, you're not having a good day here.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
I'm scared.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
RAISE YOUR GAME, SUCKA.
frisboy has you on the ropes.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)
Everyone deserves at least one day of glory.
To be fair, he's displaying some good form with this.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
terrifying, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
I reckon it's someone else posting on his account.
Or the single most elaborate troll I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
i'm worried that this whole affair has backfired on him,
i hope he isn't too upset, it can't be easy being usurped by a frisbee lobber.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
Can nothing in my life go right?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
hey at least you have me!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
For fuck's sake.
When did you develop comedic ability?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
It just appeared to me in a brief moment of clarity
but now it is gone :(
Ah well *goes back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)
Offtopic aren't as easy targets as you think.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
I dunno, I didn't really put any effort into that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
Well you would have done if they didn't predict your entire plan before you could.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
i think brayndedd has confused "people replying to him when he posts"
as him somehow winding them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
It is quite funny.
And it certainly made my lunch hour.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
woah woah, no need to get wound up about it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
hey steady on i'm not the one wound up by this it is obviously YOU who is wound up by this
on account of saying that i am wound up by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
not that i was trying to wind up anyone this time,
i just wanted you to see me not winding someone up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
and you didn't really succeed in trolling so

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
I wasn't actually trying to troll that time,
just have a bit of banter following a series of previous occurrences.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
nice backtracking here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
I've never pedalled so hard in my life.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
i'm only winding you up.
unless you're not wound up, in which case i was only bantering.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
¯\(°_o)/¯

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)
that was really depressing to read
it makes us look like twats. it makes them look like twats.

i really hate this whole talk vs qotw thing. there will be no winners.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
I imagine this is what it's like when two immortals fight.
Only instead of explosions and violence it's just incessant whining on both sides, forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
I dunno, someone's bound to be decapitated sooner or later.
Then there will be the Quickening.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
There really, really won't be.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
I imagine the whole internet will get shut down long before people stop whining at each other on it.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:04, archived)
cr3 should set up b3ta.com/waaaaah
and force everyone to share it for a month
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
i heartily endorse this sentiment.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)
wot were

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
This isn't in relation to your appalling behaviour in championing a funny story is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
No, although I was quite impressed at how much upset that caused.
I accused one of them of being an attention seeker. Backlash ahoy.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:42, archived)
BGB is uniquely annoying.
I think its the low level of intelligence combined with the self-righteousness and Whale DNA.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)
I think my annoying ability comes from the fact I've been doing it for so long.
But I like the whale DNA bit. That's quite amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
Its like you can't decide whether to be this loud, outgoing tomboy
or a timid internet attention-needer.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
That's the menopause for you.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
You have no idea.
The sweats and irrasionable outbursts, not to mention not being able to spell irrasionable.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
I'm a Gemini.
I'm multi-faceted.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)

a e
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
what?
ah. you're back to being shit. i see.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:00, archived)
They all look the same to me.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
It doesn't sound terribly sincere.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)
It's not sobby enough I don't think.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
No even nearly sobby enough.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)
Now your turn ! Double dare her to leave her boyfriend and start dating me !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
Truth

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
No, wait

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
Coward.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
Aw go on then
Truth
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
Tell us that frisbee isn't a real sport.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
That's a dare, sweetcheeks

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
No, it'd be you telling the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
You're doing this truth-or-dare thing wrong.
You ask a question for 'truth' then you instruct someone for 'dare'. You don't instruct someone to say something, otherwise it's 'dare'
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
I'm instructing you to tell the truth. But fine, if you want me to alter the format.
Is frisbee a real sport?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
Yes!
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
I'm so glad you've finally admitted the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:07, archived)
kiss chase

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
are you asking me out?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
Fuck no.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
you have a dirty mouth, i like that

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
Truth.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
Is it true that after you headbutted SF Lampito asked you if she could lick your head?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
Oh come on, I've only just eaten.
I wish it were true, imagine how much fun I could have with that story.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)
Truth

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
Why oh why do you actually like offtopic?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
A lot of them are pretty cool
and I went there when /talk got really fucking shit a few months ago, /talk's got better so I'm on here more often now.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:42, archived)
WHORE.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
truth

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
Did you really have a foursome with cr3, spangles and that fox?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)
the fox is innocent.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
Truth

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
Put a picture of you in your profile.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
Isn't that more of a dare?
Hmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
FINE!
*talks really fast*
Do you lickadickaday?

*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
Truth

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
Do you want BM inside you?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
Yes.
But only so that I can say to everyone "I had BM inside me" and sell the story to the newspapers and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:19, archived)
TARE

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
I dare you to tell us a real fact about yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
I have the same number of eyes as ian beale

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
SO DOES JEREMY VINE.
THE EVIDENCE MOUNTS!
KILL HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
truth

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
SNUBBED as usual

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
Is your moustache drawn on?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
it is glued on

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
Truth

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)
Do you really want to hurt me?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
Both.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
I dare you to get a breast implant.
And then post as a flirtatious girl who is willing to show her breasts on QoTW.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
If you'll pay for the operations to have them put in and taken out, you're on.
Truth, then.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)
you know that you'd have to have sex with sexface right?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
No problem.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
I'll pay for them to go in but if you want them removed afterwards you'll have to foot that bill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)
NO DICE, SUCKER-CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
truth

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
WHEN?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
um, hang on.
i moved into my new house. anything else i can help you with?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
I usually choose truth because I have very little dirty laundry that I'm ashamed of.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)
you have a collection of dirty baby clothes and you're not ashamed of it?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
What about that cocktail dress with the suspicious stain on it?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
That's the only thing I've got to remind me of your mother, you can't take that away from me.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
Truth!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
Are you just JMG's little twink?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
I wax my bumcheeks for him and I have a Newcastle Brown Ale branded posing pouch.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
Trare.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
Dress up as Marie Antoinette and run around your place of work shouting
I LOVE THE BOURGEOISIE
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
Excellent, now I just have to make a recognisable likeness of Marie Antoinette with dark blue overalls, a hairnet and steel-capped boots.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
troof

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
If you're actually Jesus, how come you can only walk on gravy, not water?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
i only walk on gravy made by peoples' mums.
that way i can just walk across the lumps like stepping stones
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
Am I too late?
Truth, please.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
Why are you so jealous of me, baldmonkey, villain king of /talk?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
I'm not
You have nothing to be jealous of. NEXT!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
I'm going to choose to believe that you are being horrid because you are jealous of me.
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Mwah ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
At least you're not ignoring me
Not like that cow :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:42, archived)
Truth please

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
Would you like me to bum you with my massive distended leathery clit?
Not in a sexy way, more by way of a grudge fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)
false

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)
Truth.
Go on try me, I'll fact you till you fart.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
Truth.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)