i played football with a guy called swell 'ead,
on account of his massive head.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:35, archived)

he went to my primary school

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)

did he have fetal alcohol syndrome? i don't want to get involved if he did

( mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)

no just a really big head

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)

his head is really quite big.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)

is it like playing on goldeneye "big head" mode when you play him at football?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)

it's why we put him in goals.
did you know he's in china now?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)

whoah china what's he doing in china?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)

dunno, teaching kids english i think.
i just know he's not available for football at the mo.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)