Donno, do you need a degree these days to become a PE teacher?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)

I think that's an HND in Bruise Avoidance with an supplementary certificate in Menacing & Rubbing.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)

It's probably best to start off with a foundation course in Belittling and Mocking

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)

Optional modules include Shower Room Glowering, Jazz Mag Peddling & Drying Assistance
Have you thrown some money at any donkeys today?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 16:11, archived)

Yep. The Midnight Club and What A Friend as shorter priced ones
and Tidal Bay as a bit of a longer shot.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)

Snap!
Midnight Club, Oscar Time, Ballabrigs on the nose. Tidal Bay E/W
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)

*gets a bit giddy*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
14-1!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 16:27, archived)

A one-two! GET IN THERE!!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 16:27, archived)

You know when I got first try scorer in the final last year?
The missus said "Why didn't you put a tenner on?" Same now. "Why did you only put two quid on?" The answer to both is "I haven't got a clue what I'm doing."
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)