Seeing the tiny jet of ejaculate emerge like cuckoo spit from her wardrobe gave the game away to keen-minded Spangolin who leapt up and threw open the wardrobe.
Inside was a grotesque caricature of the shit one from Bottom and Super Mario's Jewish cousin, both covered in overripe cottage cheese.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)

*Officelol bearing the taint of never being able to explain what I am laughing at to puzzled coworkers,*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)

I'm going to stop there
I'm not going to top 'degloved bagel'
( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)

can you go back and change that with to a like then
i presume that's what you meant
only it's ruining the whole experience for me
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)

Which sentence?

( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)

Baldmonkey watched as cr3 and Spangolin entered the bedroom and climbed onto the transformer's themed bedclothes with two borrowers mounting a shoebox.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)

the borrowers were crucial to their plans :(

( sleepybinky, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)

the ironic thing is, you seplt cousin wrong
making it even better
( likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)

The truly ironic thing is that you spelt
'spelt' wrong in your post.
( WormuIus, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)

"Super Mario's Jewish Cousin" made it for me.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)