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Birthday, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
So bugger all.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
Oh, that's a lie actually.
I'm off out tomorrow night for a meal with some friends to celebrate the fact that two of them haven't got sick of the sight of each other after 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
That's quite an achievement.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)
I for one am quite impressed.
They've forbidden me from pulling any of their mates for some reason, sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
Unfair!
Is it for your sake or theirs?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)
I'm not entirely sure, but I think they probably just don't want a repeat of last time.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)
is it really, why?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
They're my age.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
i did a 10 year relationship from 17-27 and that basically ended when we WEREn't seeing enuogh of each other.
and my sis has done maybe 6 years now i think with her boyfriend...

but i don't know how old you are
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)
I'm 24 on Sunday.
I don't know anybody my age who has been with the same person since they were 19. The best I've managed was 3 years, but that's because I'm an intolerable cunt of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
yeh you do, you know that pair you're going for dinner with.
WOOHOO.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
OH YEAH LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)
Should have shown him a bit more of you.
Like your bumhole or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)
nooo not my secret garden

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)
I've seen it.
It needs a good strimming.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)
i want green hair.
like a sexy lawn.

with ants.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
Are we still talking about your ladygarden?
Ants in your pants
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
5 years is quite a long time is all

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
grats.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
I'm sorry BraynDedd
I took a step back and realised that I was being shitty earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)

realised that I was being shitty caught a frisbee
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
Take a couple more until you can't reach your keyboard.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
Pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
did you get your lunch yet?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
Not yet
I'm finishing this letter.
I am, however, thinking about getting the ban on here. BraynDedd's right, I'm doing myself no favours being on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
open notepad
mash keys
copy to clipboard
reset b3ta password
:P
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
Just ask for your account to be deleted as getting banned involves you posting more.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
Clickin dis.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)

on here alive
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:48, archived)
You'll only be back again
"Surprise you guys I know you all missed me that's why I'm back"
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
I agree, you are a pathetic cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)
One for the list?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
I may have screenshotted his outburst earlier before the edit...

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
Wonderful.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
Bye Frisbee
Hope all goes well.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:18, archived)
I HOPE IT'S YOUR LAST YOU FAT GREASY PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)

LAST YOU +IN MY POOPIPE
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)
Best birthday present ever.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)