we just e-mail and then use the printer as little as possible
save the environment and shit, plus toner is a rip-off.
Do you reckon carrier pigeons are economically viable?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)

Yes, and probably more secure
since it's difficult to mis-dial a pigeon.

People fax me because email isn't secure. It makes me weep. They could phone IT and have a secure mailbox within about half an hour. BUNCH OF CUNTS.

I really was angry when I got those two faxes today.
( CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)

stop....count to 10
then go round there tomorrow and force them to eat the faxes. i can' imagine fax is secure? what if you leave the window open and it gets blown out, comically falling in to the hands of the arch-villain lurking below the window listening for secrets?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)

Faxing is the equivalent of writing your message in foot-high neon letters up the canteen wall.
Security-wise, I mean.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

canteen?
the fat proles won't see it there, chained to their meal trays. Back of the bog door while they're dossing off is the way forward.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

It's not.
I have personally witnessed a risk manager fax a confidential document to a furniture shop then cover up that it'd happened.
( CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)