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mortal wombat is a nonce, we know this, it is a b3ta fact
show me your fax
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
What's your fax number?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
i can't afford a fax, i live in my car

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
on pills for your nerves?
No?

Bloody sod ya then.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
What kind of car?
sorry if you've already told this story, I tend to miss things a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
Something tells me that MW has you on ignore, mongy.
Whether or not he is aware of this is another matter entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
Serious internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
Perhaps it was another genius move by cr3.
Here's a thought. He should make it so MW has all of us on ignore, but not tell him. Fucking hilarious internet is bound to ensue.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
man that'd be the funnest thing in all of fundom.
you could all larf like drains.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
Wouldn't it be funnier if we all had him on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
yeah like that's gunna happen

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
We'd miss out on our RDA of spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
you know it hotlips

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
Would that not just be the same as him being banned?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
No because he'd be posting and posting and posting and wondering why no-one was replying.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
i think i'd twig eventually
not saying i'm in mensa or anything, but you know
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
Oh we know you're not in mensa dewd.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
my forehead isn't out of proportion enough

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
yeh, like that's gunna ha...

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
Woah, I missed a massive internet tussle judging by the popular page.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
I've just noticed that too
:((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
mw's post on grrr is brilliant, top work

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
It put him in his place that's for sure

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)
but I really don't have any carpet

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
I dunno about that, but his naughty step certainly didn't cool him down

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
good to know there are some things on the internet
you can rely on
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
bless him, for a nonce he is a massive nonce cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
I'm 24 in a month and I still look about
nine years old :(
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
Could be worse, I was 24 a couple of months ago and I look about ninety.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
OLD MAN

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
You're just in a bade mood because of:
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3625703/Club-bosses-blow-whistle-on-saucy-soccer-mascot.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
24 stone, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
*applies meanie cream*

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
Eats lots of cream, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
is this going to become a meme?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)

memeie cream?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
It's because your jowls are outgrowing your beard.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
:(((((((((((chins(((

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
what is this?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
Wombait.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
JMG needs to tag his post.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
sons of jesus
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/moohalaa.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
terrifying and wonderous

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
!?
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/a_fistful_of_moohalaa.jpg
spotify:track:5O0284f0sV0myaW903HVkh (Verbal by Amon Tobin)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
you know what
i have never used a fax machine, i don't even believe they exist, i think this is a way of you office types trying to sound important because you have some sort of gadget.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
I wish they didn't.
I had two faxes through today despite spending the last couple of months working my arse off getting a web based replacement working and training a couple of thousand staff. Bunch of fucking retards.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
we just e-mail and then use the printer as little as possible
save the environment and shit, plus toner is a rip-off.
Do you reckon carrier pigeons are economically viable?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
Yes, and probably more secure
since it's difficult to mis-dial a pigeon.

People fax me because email isn't secure. It makes me weep. They could phone IT and have a secure mailbox within about half an hour. BUNCH OF CUNTS.

I really was angry when I got those two faxes today.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
stop....count to 10
then go round there tomorrow and force them to eat the faxes. i can' imagine fax is secure? what if you leave the window open and it gets blown out, comically falling in to the hands of the arch-villain lurking below the window listening for secrets?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
Faxing is the equivalent of writing your message in foot-high neon letters up the canteen wall.
Security-wise, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
canteen?
the fat proles won't see it there, chained to their meal trays. Back of the bog door while they're dossing off is the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
It's not.
I have personally witnessed a risk manager fax a confidential document to a furniture shop then cover up that it'd happened.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)
The one we had in work just received offers for laserquest 5 times a day

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
laser quest?
grown men mixing with children in a dark room?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
I used to love lazerquest.
Last time I played me and my mates were up against the Leeds Uni Pacifist Society. We clocked the scoreboard.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
That's the one!
"Escape the paedos" was great fun back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
I bought my dad one as a present when I was on my uni gap year 10 years ago
he was over the moon, yet still it's only recieved 3 faxes in that time.

I'm a linux architect and i'm terrified of the things...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
A linux architect?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
big beard, cardigan
scared of girls
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)

And all I can do is keep on telling you
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
it's funny
i can't decide if i'd rather read quoted lyrics, or avoid Youtube links. discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
flat round object thrown at athletics events
Discus.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
no longer needed or wanted
disuse
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
no longer needed or wanted
Beachy Head
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
So what, you need a cardigan?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
uh huh
with enough friends to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
what a shit present
i mean, what sort of loving son puts so little thought in to a present; unless of course he has some sort of fetish for outmoded communication technology.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
up yer bum
1997 / 98 that was. And my mate worked in The Link and gave me a good deal. It was still £200+ on a shitty tesco nightshift wage
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
i'm not trying to be obtuse
but if he only got 3 faxes i can't imagine it was very well thought out. price does not denote a good gift.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
it wasn't outmoded
wasn't long before it was, sure, but it was proper... he just had no one to send him faxes, like he has no one to send him emails now, despite running his own business.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
this is actually quite a sad tale

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
only if you want it to be
he's far too busy swearing at immigrants to give a shit.

It's like those dribbling old souls in a peoples home who can't remember which way up is. They couldn't give a shit, they don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
i think my father and your father
should get together and go bowling
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
faxes still get used a lot in legal thingies
Apparently.

Quite how a fax of a signature is worth a shit more than a scan of one is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
Do you ever have a Wank in your bivvy?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
Not sure why the iPad capitalised wank

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
Synonym, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
I don't think I've ever had a Wank in a tent
I've never been in a bivvy
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
where is the line drawn between tent and bivvy?
and wanking outdoors is the realm of the nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
Bivvys are just half a tent

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
I once saw Noit, punch a tramp to death, he even threw some kicks in there for good measure.
The smile on his face as he did this was nothing short of sickening, I think he may also have had an erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)