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I bought my dad one as a present when I was on my uni gap year 10 years ago
he was over the moon, yet still it's only recieved 3 faxes in that time.

I'm a linux architect and i'm terrified of the things...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
A linux architect?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
big beard, cardigan
scared of girls
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)

And all I can do is keep on telling you
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
it's funny
i can't decide if i'd rather read quoted lyrics, or avoid Youtube links. discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
flat round object thrown at athletics events
Discus.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
no longer needed or wanted
disuse
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
no longer needed or wanted
Beachy Head
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
So what, you need a cardigan?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
uh huh
with enough friends to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
what a shit present
i mean, what sort of loving son puts so little thought in to a present; unless of course he has some sort of fetish for outmoded communication technology.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
up yer bum
1997 / 98 that was. And my mate worked in The Link and gave me a good deal. It was still £200+ on a shitty tesco nightshift wage
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
i'm not trying to be obtuse
but if he only got 3 faxes i can't imagine it was very well thought out. price does not denote a good gift.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
it wasn't outmoded
wasn't long before it was, sure, but it was proper... he just had no one to send him faxes, like he has no one to send him emails now, despite running his own business.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
this is actually quite a sad tale

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
only if you want it to be
he's far too busy swearing at immigrants to give a shit.

It's like those dribbling old souls in a peoples home who can't remember which way up is. They couldn't give a shit, they don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
i think my father and your father
should get together and go bowling
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)