West Aaardzleh born'n reehz'd
Darn't pit's whurra spent most o'me deehz
Proppin' up, bangin', gi'ing it some 'ammer
Then goin' darn t'boozer or t'wukin' men's club
When a couple o' knob'eads mekkin' a racket
Started fuckin' abart in t'tarn
A gorrina fight and me mam shit 'ersen
She said "Yer movin' to yer nan and grandad's in Kexbrough!"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

I like this
That is all.

You can turn off the Internet now. I have no further use for it.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)