My two cats who denied me my pre-commute cup of tea by leaving me the bloodied remains of a pied wagtail to clean up
making me late for work
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

What? But I...
oh...two CATS.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

Cool.
I just get starlings.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)

A crow once crash landed head first in our back garden
That was not pleasant to wake up to.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

I once ate a chicken

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

FoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooOd

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

a whole chicken? DOUBLE HARD YOU!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

I like it when pigeons fly into windows and leave the greasy mark on the window of their splayed out wings and startled face because they crashed into a window.
That happens in this office occasionally. I have never seen the pigeon crash into a window. I have only seen the greasy mark left on the window by the pigeon that crashed into the window.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

well this was a full-on dead fucking crow in my garden
it was horrible
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

I like crows.
I might do the eye spy book of birds again but try to spot dead ones.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

It was a gift, you insensitive bastard.

( Zuowan, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

I'd rather a full English breakfast and a paper

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)