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TURPORD, CAVOLABRESE, EARLY BRASSENTS
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vladimir
, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:17,
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I'VE CALLED THE CROPS
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glued eel
/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:26,
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THE POLICE WILL TOTALLY FEEL HIS COLLARflower
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broadsword
now that's fresh
, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:08,
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He won't even have time TURNIP to the toilet. (TO NIP to the toilet).
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baldmonkey
a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge
, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:12,
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HE MIGHT PEA IN HIS TROUSERS
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broadsword
now that's fresh
, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:18,
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He's BEAN (been) a BERRY (very) naughty SAVOY (boy).
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baldmonkey
a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge
, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:22,
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this is a case for Haricot (Hercule) Poire (Poirot) [ [poire is french for pear]
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vladimir
, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:36,
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