TURPORD, CAVOLABRESE, EARLY BRASSENTS
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

I'VE CALLED THE CROPS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)

THE POLICE WILL TOTALLY FEEL HIS COLLARflower

( broadsword, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

He won't even have time TURNIP to the toilet. (TO NIP to the toilet).

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)

HE MIGHT PEA IN HIS TROUSERS

( broadsword, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)

He's BEAN (been) a BERRY (very) naughty SAVOY (boy).

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)

this is a case for Haricot (Hercule) Poire (Poirot) [ [poire is french for pear]
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)