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Two three-horned dinosaurs were chatting.
"I wish I could wear the blouse of an american actress from Sex In The City," said one, "but those of Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon do not fit me."
The other replied "Try Sarah's tops". (triceratops)
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What dinosaur was most fond of business attire?
The Tie-ranosaurus
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Which dinosaur tastes like toffee and almonds?
The Dime-trodon
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Which dinosaur captained the england football team
The John Terry-dactyl
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Which dinosaur is made of bird shit?
The I-guano-don
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Which dinosaur holds your feet onto your legs?
The Ankle-yosaurus
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Which dinosaur is the first reptillian president of the USA?
The Barack-iosaurus
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Which dinosaur doesn't like getting wet?
The Dryosaurus
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Which dinosaur is fond of musical theatre?
The Camptosaurus
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Which dinosaur is very inquisitive?
The Wannanosaurus
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