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Is Mortal Wombat about?
Me and him need a chat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
Which dinosaurs wrote the most books?
The Brontesauruses.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
The Brontes didn't write a lot of books
only a handful
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
Who the hell are the Brontes?
I'm on about dinosaurs here.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
Next he'll be telling us that dinosaurs didn't write books at all and then push his glasses up his nose and breath in through his mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
Which dinosaur was best as driving in disguise?
The stigosaurus.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
Two three-horned dinosaurs were chatting.
"I wish I could wear the blouse of an american actress from Sex In The City," said one, "but those of Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon do not fit me."
The other replied "Try Sarah's tops". (triceratops)
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
What dinosaur was most fond of business attire?
The Tie-ranosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
Which dinosaur tastes like toffee and almonds?
The Dime-trodon
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
Which dinosaur captained the england football team
The John Terry-dactyl
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
Which dinosaur is made of bird shit?
The I-guano-don
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
Which dinosaur holds your feet onto your legs?
The Ankle-yosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
Which dinosaur is the first reptillian president of the USA?
The Barack-iosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
Which dinosaur doesn't like getting wet?
The Dryosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
Which dinosaur is fond of musical theatre?
The Camptosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
Which dinosaur is very inquisitive?
The Wannanosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
That sounds like a handful more than any other dinosaurs managed.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
The Bachiosaurus composed the most music.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
The Pteranodons controlled the organised crime

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
Gorgon's control the editting of Saw films before the BBC screen them

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
Pterodactyls are ninja urinators.
THEY HAVE A SILENT P.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
BAH FUCKING DUM TISH

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
What were the best-qualified dinosaurs?
Diplomadocuses
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)

which dinosaur is mongychops's favourite? trisarahhardingtops
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
SSG's is the imgonnacommitsuicidosaurus

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
mikes is the cuddlyfluffbunnydactyl

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
Which dinosaur stamps on the kettle before you get to make a drink?
Tea wrecks. (T-Rex)
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
Which holiday package do dinosaurs that like to sing in rhyme while cycling down costal paths in france go on for their holidays on?
the Velo Sea Rap Tour
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
Which dinosaur organises James Carter's gig times?
A dragon. (drag on)
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
Which dinosaur awards the lead singer of The Stooges a job in a university doing teaching?
Ig, you are a don. (iguanodon)
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)

HEL-LO!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
What dinosaur is the
sweariest?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
hahahaha fuk u!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
FUCK YOU, SORE ARSE!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)

can I have some of your morphine
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
NO.
Now that I am off my tits on MASSIVE DRUGS I'm about to drive home swerving all over the place and issuing pissy justice.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
which is the only dinosaur whose extinction was not caused by a catastrophic comet impact but by its over-use in jokes?
the doyouthinkhesaurus
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
and the name of the dog of the only dinosaur whose extinction was not caused by a catastrophic comet impact but by its over-use in jokes?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
I think it was Bosco

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
Which dinosaur is the largest known Asian troodontid, with a skull length of 272mm (10.7 inches)?
A zanabazar.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
haha! YES, I TOTALLY get that joke!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
which is the ONLY acceptable unit?
a clade
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clade
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)

worryingly close to glade
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
clade, cresh.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
which dinosaurs are the oldest ones?
they are all the same age, they were put in the ground by god to test you
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
I don't know, sorry, I've been in Disneyland.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
Didn't you try and tell everyone before too?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
Did anyone care then?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
I don't think so...

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
Whoa, hold on, are you getting upset about me going to Disneyland? Would you like to talk about it, champ?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
This is an interesting version of "getting upset",
i have not seen that one before, when we were kids it used to be called indifference and piss taking, nowadays it seems when someone is grecieving indifference and piss taking, they say that it is people getting upset, to mask their own upset at the indifference.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
I can't imagine why I would be upset, having just come back from a free holiday to Disneyland.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
Yeah Dekion tried this one yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
What I don't get is why someone would be so upset having just come back from a free holiday to Disneyland.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
Maybe French-Mickey touched his tra la la

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
I like the word "greiceiving"
it's like you're getting something, and you're very unhappy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
i'm going to try and get it into the dictionary, along with knunder

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
doubt it, most schools finish about this time and he is a nonce

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)


(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
This is actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
What is it like being a peadophile?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
i don't know

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
Hey no need to be coy we're all friends on here,
we all know that you are a paedophile, I was just wondering what drives someone to that sort of behaviour, it might help us cure the problem if we are more aware of the mentality of your sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
my sorts?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
Paedophiles

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
that's my sort, is it?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
Well, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
sorry gotta go
i just realised i left the children on
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
+ your dick

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
was sort of implied you thick fuck

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
Congratulations on getting through that without throwing a tantrum at me for no reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
thanks

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
You said you were going.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
i did, i came back, then went away
then came back again, i'd like an alarm call please, and some toast
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you want to do is fuck kids.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
mike seems to know more than me

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
It's like meeting the man of your dreams and then fucking his kids.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
I propose a new thread
consisting of musical lyrics, with the essential parts replaced with 'fucking his kids'
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
You should start it!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
I think you starting it would be more effective.
I am but small fry
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
Hey you gotta start somewhere man!
Start it and I'll support you 100%!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
Oh boy oh gee

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)

PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
OH BOY!
If SSG's joined the police force, it'll be the best day ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
more like that episode of the young ones when neil joins the police force

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
Hurray!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)