it's alright

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Make it better.
With nude jogging and vuvuzelas.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

but not at the same time
or you'll give the people at A&E a laugh
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

Hello..
I was jogging in the privacy of my own home, naked, when I ACCIDENTALLY fell on my partners vuvuzela..
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

'Of course madam
can I ask why is there a condom on it?'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

he was using it
as a muffler while trying to emulate Roy Castles best moments...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)

Haa.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)