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There has to be a thread about an English city next, and because of regulations it's got to be Newcastle
sorry MW :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
i don't understand
what have i ever done to you?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

oh man, I feel bad, but I don't make the rules, what can I say
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
i dunno
can you say any really long words?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
PAEDOPHILE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
three syllables? not very long

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
masochism

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
ok that'll have to do

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

OK hang on a moment...victimisation
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
where?
we must stamp this out
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
Oh just because he is a registered sex offender due to possession of "offensive and/or abusive images of minors"
doesn't mean you should marginalise him like this by pushing him down the board, these people need our help.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
exactly.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
Some people reckon that what Mortal Wombat has can't be helped.
The same way like, Moohalaa was born gay, MW was born a paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
in the same way you were born with no talent or any redeeming qualities

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
and no penis

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
Can't go to prison for that bro.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
can you go to prison for being gay then?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)
i think he was refering to your paedophilia,
and we both know that one more wrong step and you very much will end up in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)
Paedo's get a hard time on the inside too.
I feel sorry for him.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
i just hope that he doesn't break his terms, you know?
he was lucky to get away with what he did.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
not get away with entirely of course, i mean get away without having to go to prison.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
oh shut up you spastic shitcunt

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)
i hope you one day find inner peace

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
It's good that we have noble, honest gentlemen like SSG on b3ta.
A kind fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)
i even try to find room in my heart for convicted paedophiles,
i feel that everyone deserves a second chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)
You should be sainted

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)
I am suprised my work hasn't been noticed by more, if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)
Which I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)
You are a giver SSG

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)
I love to give even more than I love to receive

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)
Newcastle?
SPEWCASTLE more like. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
ROFL!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
PMSL boyo!
Oh hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
LOL yeah, lol... POOSCASTLE more like lol

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
I have defecated and vomited in Newcastle
more than once.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
at least there is one decent b3tan left
hello
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
I would reply
but I'm scared you might not be actually talking to me, then I will look like a dick. *replies*
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
lol wot

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
HATD, I am PROPER drunk. save me

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
BRILLIANT!!
It's not even fucking Wednesday! WHASSON?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
I've a nasty feeling Wednesday has slipped past

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)
there is always NEXT wednesday!
It's coming! have you been on the old rosie?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
I'm on the old rosie as I type this
how was gas fella?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
Fucking amazing!
the festival overall was pants but he is incredible. No dancing..just stood watching jaw agape in awe..
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)
I'm in two minds about whether I should've been there

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)
I should mention

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)
we have this next month
raveart.es/
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
That looks like fun!
saw Beardyman at the weekend and I was quite impressed! Any music in the sun is good. Are you going then? ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
My normal clubbing buddy said no

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)
You need to find an abnormal one then
Abbey someone...Abbey normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)
good job you didn't bother
really. Have a look at his tour dates, he goes everywhere..I want to come to you and see him!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)
broady!
what gwan me bredren?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
AaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaa etc
hi honey
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
Hello sexy.
I hope you're enjoying being PROPER drunk. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)
it's alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
Make it better.
With nude jogging and vuvuzelas.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
but not at the same time
or you'll give the people at A&E a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)
Hello..
I was jogging in the privacy of my own home, naked, when I ACCIDENTALLY fell on my partners vuvuzela..
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)
'Of course madam
can I ask why is there a condom on it?'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
he was using it
as a muffler while trying to emulate Roy Castles best moments...
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
Haa.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
I'm deeply hurt dude.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
alright spoider

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)
Awwright boy, how's tricks?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
JEWcastle more like!
Oh Christ, this isn't 1937 Berlin, is it?
* Sheepishly sidesteps into timemachine *
(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 10 Jun 2011, 2:53, archived)
Chester

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
I thought newcastle was scottish

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
Hoots mon where's me Mackems

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
Prison.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
I have only ever met 2 mackems
one is me best mate, the other I met in a pub, got into a fight after being called a 'mackem' and got arrested.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
Wait, why were they upset about being called a mackem

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
they were a mackem.
I dunno what else to say. That and they had no neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)
Fuck, I don't really care for the regional bigotry that goes on round here.
We're all Geordies and that's that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
He was in Bristol
maybe he felt all fish out of watery?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
Yeah, probably, the daft shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)
You can't be blamed.
Given any of Baldmonkey's impressions of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
Fine
Newkie is shit. GC?
(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
ey?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)
bee?

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
Cee?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
1

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
3

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
I need a number 2..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)
or a 5

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)
Number 5 is alive!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)
You are Number Six

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)
who is number 1?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)
:D
We want information
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)
I like number 69
*bum chikka wow wow*
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)
With rice or chips?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)
With fried rice at 50p extra..
*boom chikka waa waa*
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)
I see a successful film adaptation in the future of this

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)
It can only be better
than the HORROR that was The Prisoner 'Remake'..GAHHHHHHH. They should be fucking shot in the face for even thinking about it. THEN for making it the should have been slowly peeled like grapes while awake and screaming and had vinegar poured on their sore red angry skin, while being stabbed in the face with diseased sticks covered in dog poo and rabies and aids. bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)
I may feel strongly about this issue
I'm not sure..
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)
I do as well
it was a travesty
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)
*backs slowly away*

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)
WHAT?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)
I think his uncle produced it

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)
Calm down and put down the poo-ey rabies-y aids-y stick...

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
SHUT IT
*pokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)
Here's a cup
34D
(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)
never been there
saw Geordie Racer at school though
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
My mate's dad wrung that pigeon's neck.
Amazing story.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
:o( :o(

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:11, archived)
Oh, I was really hoping it could have been about Gateshead, well were it about towns.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
I love Newcastle upon Tyne, it's one of my favourite cities.
I lived there for somewhere between three and five years, I can't really remember.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
I like this post, it's full of good stuff.
Any news on when Witchy is up, he didn't know the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)
Not heard.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
hey Jammy!
How are ya? What's new?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)
This is becoming a distant dream.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)
Never been
but I think they make an ale there
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
and people accuse qotw of being dull

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
It's full of top clunge.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)
Have you been viewing Geordie Shore.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)
It's a stew of vomit chemical chavness

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)